HA HA Nat, I love it that your happy just to amuse yourself about this whole scenario!

Hi mum & dad - missing you guys, can't wait to spend some family time together in Thailand, will be brill xxxx

Nat - don't be sad, i'm still lovin every second here with you xx

Bro - Had a house warming yet? I'm sure the place is a mess already!! Jk. Ru at the Thomas's for xmas? Looking forward to seeing yah xx

Kate A - How was America dude? Bet you missed little Alf didn't yah?Found a Mother HUbbards in Oz by the way, wink wink xx

Jodie - How's new place, need new address pronto?Oli good?Heard I'm (Jordan) a billion dollar girl over here in Oz, beat that Jodie. Love Jordan xx

H - how's parenthood? sleeping ok? in ur texts sounds like she's a diamond, can't wait to hold her again. should get a little somethin in post soon, let me know if u don't. Love to Izzy & Stevo, & of course to new mummy xx

Scottie Boy - hi sexpot, hows things? what's it like in ur own pad now?lovin it?Anyone on the scene at the mo? i'll invite myself to Notts as soon as i'm back no doubt, love yah xx

must stop...getting carried away

We seem to bump into Pierman EVERYWHERE we go in Oz Mummy McGee. I'm not sure what to tell you about Pierman BUT he's very much into Alex and forgets that I exist when we are all together. I wouldn't be suprised to find him wondering the streets of Sheffield when we return! xxxx

Hi gorgeous girls are you enjoying a bit of TLC from aunty Marrilyn and uncle Geoff in Brisbane???I know you will be fed and watered (or should I say wined) like Kings!!!Have you broken the washing machine yet....you don't seem to be very good with anything mechanical!!!WHO IS PIERMAN????????Have you planned your route to Sydney yet? Speak to you soon.Lots of Love M.Mc

The game's on Al!! :-) I've managed to pry myself away from the ping pong table!

Talia - I am officially not speakin to you as of now!! Pierman is a very sensitive young man & you should not be playing with this young man's feelings!!! & you cannot get away from me that easy missy - i was sneakin up behind you!!!

Hi Mummy McGee - Thanks for my birthday message on the board. Al made it a special birthday for me as usual and we do plan to celebrate it again at bars in Brisbane :-) - About the coconuts...we found more on Fraser Island - can't keep Al away from them!

Al - you're probably wondering how I managed to get away from you long enough to get on the internet and post a message! hehe. I know you're missing your Pierman but we'll be in Brisbane soon enough & there's alway original backpackers in Sydney!! love you! xxxxxxxx

Happy Birthday hope you have a wicked day and a good time on your trip....looking forward to meeting you xxx Hope you liked email

Hi Alex Hope you and Natie enjoy the birthday celebrations...look after her and avoid coconuts!!! Great to talk to you yesterday.......Love u lots xxxxx.

Hi Motherhen....I can just 'hear' you singing happy birthday etc as you were typing the message.....how many times did you sing it???
Did you find Keith's message about the new mast for the yacht amusing???Natalie was just 3 yrs when we first met her...........

Hi BIRTHDAY GIRL....enjoy your special day ...what a great place to be for your birthday!!!! Will have a celebration drink or two on Christmas Eve....Can't wait...only 31 sleeps!!!!Lots of Love and Happy Birthday Natalie from Mummy Mcgee, Papa Mcgee and David and Bella of course woof woof!!! P.S. Card waiting for you at Marrilyn & Geoff's in Brisbane.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY "SIS"
CAN'T WAIT TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY ON FRASER ISLAND TOGETHER
I WILL TRY MY HARDEST TO MAKE IT EXTRA SPECIAL FOR MY FANTASTIC BIRTHDAY BUDDY :-)

LOVE YOU LOTS HUN XXXXXX

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Happy Birthday darling daughter
Happy Birthday to you.
love you to bits - Look after her Al
mum and dad xxxxxxxxx