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Jaaney! Bernad where r u!!!what u been doing? U've got lots to catch up on, went jacks wid Li an Mel tuesday fun n games! my birthday this weekend u better not forget, I want a big fat text!love u xxxx

Andy I think you both stink!!!! Only messing my lovelies see ya soon party time in essex!!! xxxx

Cari Hello girlies! Came back from campin today, had a wicked time, v nice weather, went in sea (freezing) got pissed and sunburned, ive got a new nick name Jim as in Bowen, five of us slept in a 3 man tent (which I put up! wiv little help from Rhys) got hardly any sleep wiv flipper(rhys moves his feet while he sleeps) and Murphy and Gardiner snoring Laura woz good at sortin tha out tho wiv a swift punch in the ribs, gona go again next wkend so sham can cum wiv us, sure we'l go again wen u cum bak, u(nad) n sham r sooo ungrateful u both moaned that we were goin campin wivout u, u r in australia sham is in florida and ur both moanin about not bein able to go campin in Gower!!!!!good heavens! we wanna go on a big road trip to France or Newquay at the end of August, also goin abrad on a l8 deal in august wiv laura rat n boys tryin to get sham 2 cum v excited then it wont b long til u cum home woohoo, one of the boys in ur pictures looks like Murphy weird, seems like u been gone 4eva, im sure il speak 2 u swn oh and STOP GOIN 2 TH GYM, ur on holidays 4 goodness sake freaks! luv u both byebye xx

abbie hi dan how are you i am at megans house speak to you soon by from absxXxXxXxXx

Your favourite Aunty hey girls. sorry for not writing sooner but you know what i'm like.Glad to hear u r having fun. Went to see Take That the other nite they were fab. I am at bambp Daves at the mo thats why i am writing to you. Not much to say but Taylor has taken his party invitations into school can u believe he is gona be 5 soon. Nad, i mentioned yr name the other day and he burst into tears saying that he hasn't seen you for ages and that he missis u but he can't wait to see u both. Anyway girls, take care thinking of you all the time be good. I don't want any strange nephews springing up o.k. love ya both.x.x.x

Ash hey sexi gal! omg nad u look LUUUSH in ur pics! could eat u up! just been lookin at them all u look like ur havin a wiked laugh...think u shud come bak fo a week and we'll go! hehe! hows things hun? hows this job thingy ur doin!? a job!? for heavens sake nad what u get a job for!? alls well at camp ashley...lifes boring as per usual! damn it! so any goss hun? when u coming bak....ive asked u a zillion times and ur just ignored that Q...frankly i find that rather ruude!! never mind eh ur jst lucky i love u! ohh dear how deopressed am i knowing ur in Aus having a wiked time and im stuck at home? dear me...weathers not too bad tho woop woop! cant believe ur not gonna b back for the BIGGEST and BEST Ann Summers party in the world......EVER!!!!? god damn u! we needed u to buy our rabbits! me and lianne ar lookin forward to it..thinkin of havin a stripper!! woopwoop i do hope he does private showings! i mean hes should...we would be paying him..he shud do wat we say....rite!? we're gonna ahev a guy in a tux and bouncers hehe how cool are we! me n li felt soo important the other day cos Jo was showing us the upstairs..'the venue' as us business women like to call it! mega excited ...we'll take pics for u! anyway babe gonna shoot gimme an email in work if u can...u stalker..remembering my works email address! was loevly to heard from u tho huni! missing u! luv ya ash xx

Li and Mel - we don't smell!! we miss you loads can't wait to see you when you get back! hope you're still enjoying youselves! ok mel's mind has gone blank so ok bye!!!!!! love you always x x x x llickle li and moany mel!

Nomie Hello poppets! Thought I'd say hello from Malaysia! My phone doesn't work here - Vodafone lied!!!!! All is well except it rains a lot and is still bloody hot even when it does! The trip is showing us a lot of real Asia but it is tiring because we are constantly on the go and I am feeling ready for home. Might sack off the last part of the trip and just have a week on the beach. The group is good but a random mix of ages and of course doesn't live up to travelling with you - I miss you! Looked at your pics on Ringo the other day - looks like fun. What is with Chris' pants?!?! Anywhoo...time to leave but wanted to say hey. Love ya lots Nxxxxxxxxx

UNCY G Hiya darlings how are we?? im once again sat in work tired and bored outa my little cute head been awake till god knows when(is he watching me)up all night exfoliating and moisturising(boyish good looks come at a price you know) and i thought i'd leave ya'll a message..... cant really think of anything to put on here though????? uuummmmmm???? no, nothing, nada, zip??????? may be a fag will clear my head gimme a minute................................................................................. i had something good downstairs but i forgot as i got outa the lift, that lifts been stealing my thoughts for months now thievin son of a b!t*h (arthur he's blue he's gona be good he's blue) bit of blue for the dads there!!! what is the point in exclamation marks?? i can't stan... oohhhh wait i got something while youve been having the worst time off your life over there i was sunning it up in the rain in majorca for a week everyday consisted of get up have brekkie a pint then a pint then a pint then a pint then food then a pint then a pint then a pint then a pint then a pint then a pint then a pint then a pint then a pint and so forth in that fashion until i suddenly awoke in cardiff wondering why i was home but it was all good got tanned it washed off in the shower got delayed going over and on the way back got a bit sunburnt itched a lot got pi$$ed so pi$$ed i was ill for a bit(arthur he's still being blue he's good this lad) but then a pint sorted it out followed by a pint then a pint then a pint then a pint etc.. but good to be home just get drunk in your own country safer, OH and another thing anyone offers you a blue lagoon cocktail thing they look tempting they smell ok they taste alright but after 6 of em they just forget to mention you looose control of your legs and was there a wheelchair anywhere around nooooo so you gota get back to your apartment which was on the 3rd chuffing floor when the lifts sucked so u gota take the stairs without the full use of your legs ay carumba 40 bl**dy(still blue arthur) minutes it took and then your banging on the wrong apartment door i mean easy mistake 316 mistaken for 217 look at em identical.... yeah but exclamation marks whats the point they do my head in its just morse code but f*^%$ng vertical(im telling ya arthur this lads going places) but each to there own i suspose, and to think i couldnt actually think of anything to put on here. and nadine email me ya fool i fed up of this message in the open thingy no chuffin privacy from the public nowadays(its like a naked conversation no cover) i dont know this rock and roll life style is gettin me down people everywhere asking for autographs blah blah blah hectic!!!(chuffin exclamation marks). so to be honest i havent got a clue what ive typed but im gona read back through it gimme a minute........... oh how my brain works???? soooooo whats the plan for the immediate future then kidz??? and the not so distant future??? OH and another thing nadine your bl**dy mutha(arthur ya missing it) my sister, just forgets to inform me that sham is having her first gig in town... but...but she phones me while she's sat in the club or whereever it was (something was mentioned about a travel lodge?? she was harping on about i dont listen but i wasnt paying attention) yeah so she phones me about 10 mins before(i just realised mins is a horrible abbreveation but each to there own)(no in fact im gona change that) SO she phones me 10 minutes before shams about to go on chuffing stage(for gods sake arthur) then asks me if im in toen so i can come in and see her?? i mean come on everyone knows im busy 24-7 i was cooking a shed load of grub for the darts team as well as throwing the winning double of the night and marking the board and shouting the games playing pool and watching the football and women say men cant multi task PAH!!! im just damn good!!! sooo the moral of the story is if you want gagsy at any sort of occasion book him in advance cos he's a busy hip happenin cat OOOWWWWW!!! any way im actually gettin bored thinkging and my brains hurting a wee smidgin(now thats a good word smidgin haha oh that tickled) cool zoo photots as well but more about zoe next time(arthur no where but up for this lad) so i will leave you for now and remember drop me a txt once in a while the both of yuws guyz, live long and propser(what does that mean?? wait...........) ok live general alive, animate, aware, breathing, conscious, living, vital long obviously an extended period of time, length, measurement, continued, deep, distant, drawn out etc and propsper is advance, arrive, augment, batten, be enriched, bear, bear fruit, become rich, make money so it could be put as ANIMATE DEEP AND BEAR FRUIT(can you get fruit from bears?? wait i will find out....... NO you cant!! can you believe google brought up 14,000,000 results for can you get fruit from bears what kinda world is this??) one more thing before i go firstly look at that map thingy OH MY GOD its showing that your in the middle of the ocean the red dots off the land are you ok??? are ya breathing?? are ya lips blue?? have you got circulation?? ohhh sooo young!!!! ya last entry was june the 1st you been down in the ocean for 12 days..... breathe... breathe...BREEEAATTHHHEEEE damn it!!! ok im just guessing your ok?? u better be!!! yeah back to the point im guessing your still in sydney so a bit of random sydney trivia for ya..... the city was established in 1788 at sydney cove by arthur phillip who led the first fleet from britain. With a metropolitan population of over 4 million people, it is the most populous city in the country and residents in sydney are also commonly know as sydneysiders. also rapid fire the opera house was built in 1973 but started being designed by a man called Jorn Utzon but he left due some issues with the other designers. ok thats ya lot chumps im done and dusted cream crackered and its only 11-45 oooo luch in 15 minutes yesterday i found zoe in that dingo suit outside millies cookies scoungin for scraps (you can just imagine it now hehehe im gigglin like a school girl) so im off tara goodbye aurevoir blah blah blah love ya both be safe and dont have nightmares (i could do crimewatch) xxxxxx oh ps mail me a kangaroo xxxxxxx

Laura Rat THE RAT DANCE!! im so proud! spread the word, the rats are near! xxxxxxxxxxx

Angel of the North well helloooooooooo girlies howz things??? im good finally finished my exams n can relax for the summer now yippeeee!! Went to watch sham at her gig lastnite, u guys would have been sooo proud she was xcellent and went down a storm with the old photographer (think he fancied her) hehe shez gonna kill me!!! youguyz look as if ur havin a wicked time in ur new fotos, keep em cumin and be good!! love ya n miss ya both loads xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Nick J (Your Kungfu master) G'DAY mate, whatsuppp!!!!! liking the chop stick action nad. thought i looked well brown this morning as we finally got some sun here (i new those wheather dances worked) then when i saw the pictures of your tan made me realise im just pink and i just look like i have just ran round the block a couple of times :( i assume you be like a brumerang and come back (sorry bad joke) eventually anyway, so give me a ring when ya do, im sure you will have a big outing in town anyway and have a few Brewkies and talk about your treks in the outback. i leave you with a bit of advice, if it still moves its not edible. x x x

Cari Hello, me again!Had another good wkend probably told u all bout it wen i spoke and sang 2 u!sorry!cnt rememba much cnt even rememba wot we sang, prob a beta version of a mariah or whitney!Love the photos (except the 1 of feet)keep em cumin speak 2 u swn xxx

Jaaney! Hello ther! Me again, god its been so long aint it! Im so rubbish. I do love u rly Bernad! I finished uni 2 weeks a go so guess what ive been doing since then! It's not hard, probly the same as u! Love the ribena! I'm back home this weekend, stupid me went back to Lerpwl without her passport and going to Spain on Tuesday! Silly Jane. Cant wait to get away, its quite posh where we're going. It's where Charlotte and Gavin went the other week, so hopefully I'll come back wid a fit, rich businessman- and a spare 1 for u of course! OH my god I have to go! Hollyoaks time, its been so good this week! Can't miss the final epsode. I'm such a loser. Love u loads xXx xXx