Day 7........... What can I say, We have Mr Jinks back with us so we tried to go out on the bikes and do the stelvio run but what a s***ter the weather turned all wrong so a quick turn round back to the appartment. We decided to take the cable cars to the top of an Alp and we came across a little water where we all throw rocks in it such kids!! then back to the bottom popped in the shop and wasted another £50 on nothing. Anyway I'm bored already of typing so ...

Day 4.... All hung over from last nights drinking sesh! Alarm goes off at 6am..... Snooze.... F**k off!.... s*** we need yo get up! We all get into a dreaded sticking B.O. Ridden leather and head down to the bikes. Luggage it loaded and we set off! The plan is to sit at a steady 100mph and try and make good time.... However, Mr Willis decides to Ramp It Right Up!!!...... Mistake! While cruising at 155kph all of a sudden two crazy traffic cops of bike start w...