Ok this is the first blog entry and im afraid it is going to be disappointing , like Indiana Jones 4 disappointing. I have just spent an hour and a half setting up this blog on painfully slow internet - possibly the most arduous thing i have managed to do since leaving the UK, and there is beach to be laid upon, waves to be body surfed, girls in bikinis to be unashamedly perved over and a certain Mr Woods who needs constant supervision so as to avoid the clutches of the law - so as you can see i am a very busy man...

1st real blog entry soon with highlights of shenanegans so far (which has the potential to be as delightful as Die Hard 4 or if the whim is generous it may even reach the dizzy heights of The Girl Next Door, yippeekiyay homies).

Love to you all x