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Steve's US Adventure!
Ladies and gentlemen, I can't even begin to express our audacious adventure to Viva Las Vegas but lets give it a go anyway!
So after wandering past the herds of lions and tigers prowling round the casino, we checked into none other than the MGM's luxurious suite, compete with king egyptian cotton beds, a jaccuzzi and plasmas galore!
The first night entailed of a wee flutter, and with lady luck and a little leprocorn perched on my shoulder, this little geordie went a spectacular $300 bucks up!
The second night was somewhat less successful on the gambling front and within a mere 4 innocent minutes, my hard earned roulette magic had rapidly dwindled! However, after creating a chorus line with the other coaches, we marched into New York New York singing Mr Sinatra's masterful lyrics! Had a little dip into the MGM's club Studio 54 before having a moonlit jaccuzzi!
Third night was just got silly... the MGM put us onto VIP for Carmen Electra's club, Tangerine where we carved shapes til the early hours! This was the venue where the formidable partnership was rekindled, seeing celebrities such as Ryan Conroy, Gail Bradley and Ben 'Heartbreak Kid' Corden skip onto the scene... oblivious to the events which were going to follow...!
As if Viva Las Vegas could get any better, things escalated to a whole new level...! Our phenomenal Vegas hostess had an absolute worldy and put us not only on the Venician's VIP guest list for a club called Tao, we had our own table complete with an outrageous personal barmaid! So as we walked into undoubtably the best club i can honestly say i'll EVER grace, we were greeted by two oriental girls having a wee grind... as we walked further in, above us perched two girls inside a suspended birdcage and to ice it off, a fine little specimen was sat in none other than a bath up on stage!!! Oh and did i mention that we caught a limo there and back... and even contemplated a chopper ride over the Grand Canyon whilst sat on the balcony looking over the neon sponsored strip!!!
So once the troops had partially recovered, where else but a $1.8billion casino/hotel complete with its own 18 hole golf course, called the Wynn was the venue for a buffet... only distributing produce such as salmon, king tiger prawns and shark... and again via limo!!!
So after taking the limo down to the Hard Rock and chilling next to the girl of my dreams, we headed back to the ranch to prepare for another evening of non stop VIP action at the Hard Rock Hotel aka Body English! Again, being escorted upstairs to our booth, we began to pick some drinks off the menu... Jaigermister $375, Whiskey $350 and a cheeky Gin $350!!! Unfortunately, after a mere couple of hours our hostess, the infamous Miss Bradley decided to break dance on broken glass, losing nearly 3/4 of a toe in the process, she was whisked away by paramedics, modelling some elegant nasal cannulaes! So after heading to see Lucky (a 4ft Irish Dwarf giving away free shots on the bar) in O'Sheas, we ended up back on our nest watching Eddie put on the show of our dreams!
So come saturday, with everyone completely zomblied, the desert lay the path back to reality and Ben Holden's house warming festivities!
All in all, the only way to do Vegas and I solemnly guarentee that nothing will ever upstage the weekend the MLS boys and their adopted mum had in Vegas!!!
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