Outside the Shankly Gates
I heard a Kopite calling
Shankly they have taken you away
But you left a great eleven
Before you went to heaven
Now it's glory round the Fields of Anfield Road.

All round the Fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play)
We had Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road

Outside the Paisley Gates
I heard a Kopite calling
Paisley they have taken you away
You led the great 11
Back in Rome in 77
And the Redmen they are still playing the same way
All round the Fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play)
We had Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road

Yeah America sounds great -
more importantly we need to know where you might have put a photograph entrusted to you by a Mrs Woolley for a BMD.
We can't find it and she's kicking up an OAP sized sh1tstorm.
we've has the work experience kids taking apart the furniture and rumaging through the skips to no avail
Any chance you've taken it with you by mistake?

Sounds absolutely awesome.

Keep it up. 

oops sorry forgot to type anything!

What I meant to say was I am now officially the most jealous person on this message board. For two reasons:

1    -    I would LOVE to meet someone called Queen Victoria

2    -    My dream is to go to America and sing in the bar with poeple cheering, like the CPS training day when I got a standing ovation for singin Mac the Knife, or like when I was in Japan singing the Diana version of Candle in the Wind and all the Japanese people started to cry (honestly). This story is now the highlight of your blog in my opinion.

TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES! 

Hi Lads,

It is true they are axing Neighbours, we had a real heart to heart in the 'New' Yacht on Friday about it all!! It's like everything is changing, first the Yacht and now Neighbours, we dread to think whats next!!

However, before that happens and sure Cherie will be tapping every one of them for you to watch on your return.....bet you can't wait!!!!

Gem x

*Wow, I really butchered that last sentence in the first paragraph. What I meant to say was:

"Oh, that was so long ago."

Oops.

It makes me laugh a lot that you actually know the words to Total Eclipse of the Heart, because that was seriously my FAVORITE song when I was about 10. I think. Oh, that was s long again.

 Anyhow, you and Martin/Andy were fun! I think I will always refer to Martin as Andy now.

 Anyhow, I'm going to learn some more ridiculously obscure facts about England so I can impresss more British men with my stunning fount of information. :)

That was a particularly homosexual pose. Blue Oyster bar next?

Yowzar! What a rootin' tootin' place Fort Worth look! Bet you and Martin caused a stir in the Love Shack with your new Village People images. Can't imagine they're too keen on the old Brokeback image of cowboys down there. They would probably ride you out of the state with spurs sticking in your side and whipcracking away on your lily white ass. Be careful!!!!!!

Just seen Stefan's 'input'. Thank your lucky stars you are there and he is here!!! Been reading about the history of 'White Elephant' saloon in Fort Worth where you and Eddie were drinking. What an amazing place! Enjoy Austn and see you soon..........

Hey mate, glad you're having a good time.

 Can you just rewrite this filth for me. Need it for page 5 briefs. Cheers.

Carl Sargeant, AM for Alyn and Deeside, has reacted with concern to today's findings that British people are less aware of what a stroke involves than our European counterparts, and are less likely to change lifestyles to counter an attack. The survey conducted by the Stroke Alliance For Europe (SAFE) polled people in the UK, Germany, Spain, Italy and the Netherlands, and found that British people were the least likely to be able to describe a stroke medically.Mr Sargeant, who last year raised more than £700 for the Stroke Association's "Jail 'n' Bail" fundraising event, said: "The survey shows a worrying lack of understanding of strokes among Brits. Only 64 percent of us know that a stroke is a brain attack caused by a clot or bleed in the brain, with over one in 10 erroneously believing that a stroke is a heart illness. Yet the survey shows that 83 percent of the Spanish and 77 percent of Germans are aware of what a stroke involves."Although Britain was the most clued-up country as to behaviours which added to risk of a stroke - such as high blood pressure, usually aggravated by lack of exercise, binge-drinking and poor diet - very few Brits were prepared to make lifestyle changes to cut the risk of an attack.Mr Sargeant added: "Of even greater concern, one in four of the British respondents said they would not take regular prescription medicine even if they knew it would reduce their risk of stroke."Someone has a stroke every five minutes and of these a third are likely to die, a third will become permanently disabled and a third will recover. This survey highlights how important it is for people to realise their risk and take action before it is too late."I am always pleased to help Stroke charities in their awareness-raising campaigns. Stroke is one of the top three causes of death in England and Wales, along with cancer and heart disease. It affects so many individuals and families. Educating ourselves about strokes can only be a good thing."