Yo! On the way here on the bus a man soiled himself and had to be escorted off! Classic! Undoubtedly my favourite moment of the entire trip so far! Livened up what was a pretty gruelling 24 hours on the Greyhound from Chicago. God I feel like a proper traveller now after all that jetsetting. Managed to get  a few hours' kip and it was definitely a memorable experience. Got to Dallas at about midday, staying in a really nice, homely hostel. Might explore Dallas...