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I thought my timing was perfect. It was early morning at camp and it was time to go. No you get me wrong, time to go! So I head to the camp toilet block, a square concrete with high space where you would think windows would go, a plastic Sheeted roof the home to most of the planets bug and insect population, and no doors. But it's ok guys and girls are separate, this is civilisation, exception the gap at the to of the wall! Ok if you are a short ass.
Now this is Asia the land of the squat toilet, with many travels something I've come accustomed to, but this raises the bar. I walk in to find three holes in the ground sharing a communal long drop, the flies take this moment to pounce on their latest pray and start swarming around my head, the smell is horrific, I cover my nose to try mask the smell then swallow a fly. I go about my business make use of my soggy toilet roll then leave.
But back to the original story, my morning timing was perfect, two guys had just walked out the toilet, that a pretty high certainty it was all mine, I walk in and to my horror there is our guide, committed now I find my hole and get on with the job at hand trying not to think about the guy 6 inches to my right and two girls I can hear through the wall!
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