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A series of unfortunate events!
So I have concluded Im staying at faulty towers! My hotel is well...has an ...aged look. I check in at the desk, all was looking proper and cared for. I get my key and head for my room. Now expectations were already low after lonely planet suggested the place wasn't worth stopping at.
I turn the handle and it falls off in my hand. I chuckle to myself and push open the door and place the door k*** on the bed side cabinet. The room looked ok, an old ac unit rattled overhead and the bed where like bricks by hey it was one night. Then the fun began.
I went to take a shower after travelling all day. Water on a nearly hot... Bonus. I go to pull the k*** to turn shower on but can see one? I eventually find a tiny screw where it used to be attached. Determined I dig at this for a few minutes with no success.
I head down the desk to report my situation and Basil suggests he will send up Manwel in a few mins. She arrived and I explain the problem. She grabs hold of the impossibly small screw which chubby fingers and activates the shower. Turning to leave I point out the shower is also missing a whole door from the runner and this will empty water over the floor? She looks at me smiles, cackles, shrugs and promptly leaves the room.
Desperate for a shower I get in position myself between the shower and missing door and with my leatherman yank the shower on. The shower rockets of, bonks me on the head and I stand laughing to myself in the puddling water.
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