Day 2 and after discovering that George and Arlene are in the same room as me and we have some wierd phantom w***er who started spanking the monkey in the middle of the night causing one of our german room mates to kick the f*** off at bout 5am the discussion arose of visiting area 51, que lots of screaming and OMGing and a long arse drive to the infamous area 51 along lots more straight roads in the middle of the feckin desert :/
First stop some random warehouse looking thing with a massive 40 ft metal alien out the front tht sold loads of alien memrobilia....this was closed :( gutted but a few photo oppertunities arose and we got on our merry way again. Next stop extraterrestrial highway names purely because of aliens haha hillerious photos insued and on the road again!
Getting closer now and the next stop was the black mailbox, so the story behind this is that theres this mail box in the middle of nowhere right near Area 51, it is in the middle of no where but i got told that it belongs to some guy with a ranch near by or summin but yeah its also not black its white and full of random alien stickers and graffiti that sais things like we believe very very funny again and random at the same time.
Onwards and upwards and we needed to feed our bellies and we just happened upon the little aliinn yey which after watching 'paul' i realised was the same cafe they go in for their milkshake wooo only they diddnt do milkshakes tht i could see so i got myself aln alien burger nom nom thanks little grey men u taste delicious, bought myself a lighter and a shot glass from the ickle gift shop tht was there and asked where the entrance was they said it was s*** and down a random gravely track ah well thts wht we came here for so past some random picked clean carcasses of cows and down a random awful road which a few miles in randomly turned to brand new lovely tar mac and there it was the entrance to area 51 with signs everywhere saying photography of this area is prohibited, we were s***ing ourselves until we randomly bumped into a massive winnebago with a family in driving back from seeing the entrance lol ladies and gentlemen were officially geeks newho got some photos and drove all the way back to the hostel no alien sightings for us im afraid.
We decided that tonight we would go out get drunk and gamble i had my alloted $50 which i lost then made back up to $60 thn stopped playing and bought a massive 30oz guitar full of margharita which was sweet as f*** and got me a little sozzled and in turn threw up in the toilets in cezars palace classy! Tottled my little arse home home. The next day i decided to go on all the rides with George and some other guy we'd met cant remember his name for the life of me but there ya go so we went on the least scary one first it was not the least scary it was petrifying haha then i decided to part ways with them for a bit and tottle down to the titanic exhibition in the luxor took me about 3 hours to walk there because the hotels are massive!!! They take about 20 mins to pass just one so i was pretty knackered.
I definently reccomend going to the titanic exhibition take someone with u tho as its sad crying by yourself haha nehow i went back to the hostel as it was now really late and had an earlyish night as my bus to san diego was due at like 7am so early early. I walked up to the station early and got on my merry way god knows how long it was but theyd all become travelling blurs by this point i did try make the driver go to death valley but he said it was too far out gutted onwards and upwards!!!