Happy Birthday you old b*****d! Now that you're old and in Vietnam, don't go all moody and Brando on us will ya! Actually now I come to think about it, Brando was just an old, fat bloke in Apocalypse Now who looked like Moby??

Anyhoo, Love ya loads bruv, have a wicked day, I'm sure your temporary loss of alcoholic appetite will be firmly restored today!

Big snogs

Stuey & Katie
xxxx

ps by the way Fraser, Kate said that I wrote the book on enhanced performance......well at least I thought she did, I'd fallen asleep by then?
x

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Lots of love xxx

Hi Guys

Telephone number is 01423 547689 - alternatively it can be found on www.lookupsport.com - thought you might have realised that.

Not got a lot of time right now so will speak to you when you call (if you call). Mum and Dad are here till Tuesday night - leaving Wednesday am. So anytime is good.

Also. Craig and Ange not in because rumour has it they went camping on Saturday and Craig was still hungover on Monday night - I made the mistake of trying to speak to him on Sat evening at 7:00pm and by then it was too late so it sounds like it was messy.

Catch you later - off hockey training with some new lucozade sport products, which will increase my performance by 33% - will probably take some before I see Rach next time too if that's the case....

If you were interested Jonny and Tony, then lucozade sport products can be bought from www.lookupsport.com from tomorrow morning - thats 9/8/06. On second thoughts Jonny and Tony might not be interested as you can't just eat and drink the products you are expected to exercise before during and afterwards and burn some of it off. Stuey might be interested though given the performance enhancement prospects!

Bye for now

xx

Bruv, I can see that the Moby comment may have hit a nerve but honestly, hobbits jokes, that's very childish, isn't it big ears

xxxx

ps by the way, Katies just asked me to tell you that it is only 139 days to Christmas.....i hope she isn't expecting me to start saving already?!

Hi all

First and foremost Happy Birthday Len. Mand tried to call earlier but left a message which presumably you've got already. so i don't know why i told you about it.

Secondly: Fraser, we don't have your house number. Its on my phone which Johnny has thrown away. However we did phone someone on your old number (Jane possibly) but hung up when we realised it wasn't you. Can you email me it pretty please and I promise I'll phone you on it the day I get the number. Tried phoning mum and dad's to get the number off Craig or Ange but no-one was in.

Thirdly: Stubes Tried phoning you today as well. Thought it was Sunday today. It's not. It's Monday. Sorry bruv, but if you get this messgae before tomorrow and I can phone you tomorrow pm let me know and I'll do it. It has to be tomorrow because:

Fourthly: We are off to Halong Bay for 3 days on Wednesday, so no phonecalls until at least Friday night.

Fifthly: I've just spent 3 hours putting possibly the longest postcard ever on, about Vientiane. I'm pretty tired so the timings of certain events may be slightly out. I seem to have gained an extra day somewhere in the telling but it did all happen (honest. I'm not making it up. Swear to god.) I might sort it out at some point, but then again, maybe not.

That's about it really, other than to say that I've finally got bored of getting smashed most of the time. We've been in Hanoi for 3 days now and I haven't even come close to being drunk once yet. And the beer is 12p per pint. But we have done and seen loads so I might actually have something worthwhile to put in the next one.

That's about it for now peeps, missing you more than Stuey misses Bilbo

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JUST KIDDING!!!

Serves you right for spreading rumours about me snogging black men Jonny poos! You'll give my dad a heart attack. Because I have a boyfriend, obviously. x

There's no easy way to say this so I'm just going to come out with it.
I'm moving in with my boyfriend Nigel next week.
I know you've probably had your suspicions and I hope we can all still be friends.

Lookupsport.com is this week hosting Mr and Mrs Mitchell (Senior), including delightful walks round picturesque resevoirs, home cooked food and a sprinkling of televisual entertainment in the form of the cricket.

They've already managed to track down numerous bric-and-brac stalls and are currently filling up Fraser's house with stuff they will never need - an old type writer for example.

Due to go sailing up into the sky tomorrow in the hot air balloon with Brenda, Rachel is currently drinking her way through the fear.

Hope all is well out there

Love Lookupsport xx

Hiya,

We've just been up the Spinnaker Tower and had lunch at the Customs House.

It's dad's birthday tomorrow, his treat! Weather is beautiful, 30 degrees.

Going back to the big smoke today. Hope you're alright and having an amazing time.

Where next? I want to come see you?

Lots of love Amy, Grandad, Grandma, Mum and Dad.

- x -

Hey Everybody,

we'll we're now in Hanoi, but Neil and I just had to check that with each other first. Hope everyone is well over there(and are you sure Terrie is still alive, if anyone has any info on her whereabouts that would be great). Still having lots of fun. This place is mental. You know the Vespa rally that goes through Portsmouth every now and then? Not even close!!

Kara- Do it, do it, do it!!! Who cares about Tea Houses?! Only kidding thats great you have your own project, I hope it all goes well, i'm sure it will. But seriously.....DO IT. love you lots xxxx

St & Kate - I'm halfway through jumping into that waterfall you fools, it was actually quite deep. And my beloved looks nothing like Moby!!!! But I still love you guys xxxxxx Take Care and keep living the Co-op dream. lol xxxx

Bonsoir groovers, glad to see and hear your immersing yourselves in your cultural visit to the worlds most spiritual and delicate parts of the earth.......?
Looks great mate, a bit like Cornwall don't you think?
Dude, about the waterfall thing, it wasn't that high ok but one of the pictures clearly shows Trubs stood up in it?!? I reckon, using your angles and stuff equation from your postcard thingy it can only be about 3 inchs deep?! Nicely Chrissy Waddled Mr Neil 'Look my ankles ain't bust' Indiana Moby Mitchell ! (By the way you are starting to look like Moby..Ha Ha!)

Still waiting for the phonecall c*** not, we're in all weekend if you want, don't minding calling you back....and blaming Kate for it when we get the bill.

Also while I'm here, big hugs to Kimbers when you see her mate, say 'Howdy' from us

also while I'm dishing out the 'Stuey Love'...Hey Amy Ames, how you doing?

Anyhoo, Hi to everyone else as well, apart from Johnny who I still have to put up with in reality....

XXXX

hi ya

sounds like you both having lots of fun adventure with drunkin escapades. i bet the time has gone really fast ha ha . Mandy you are mad for going on that crazy tree swing thing i am usually up for anything but think there would have been some serious safety issues on that. im actually quite settled in sheffield at the mo as embarrassing as that is. job going well. i am head designer of a tea house in cambrigde its the only project they will trust me with i think but its a start. going to marbella on sat for a week so looking forward to that. Been in cambridge all week and been doing long hours so looking forward to some sun sea and sand. so you going to vietnam next i hope you are not going to eat any dogs esp german shepards look forward to reading your next postcard althought they are so long i have to give up my whole lunch break to read them !!!!! only joking there great although they make me feel like being a bit crazy and just jumping on plane to come see you and join the party!!!! look after each other
lots of love hugs and kisses

kara
xxxxxx