Why helllloooooooo! I know that we are crud! Since you have gone we have been really busy, Jackie has been away having her operation and time has just flown - are they good excuses?!
Nothing new here really, Eric & Rachel have left but apart from that still old Datateam.
We are all well and we are so glad you are having fun, can't believe you don't miss the place! We have been looking at your site so we have been keeping up with your travels - don't worry we won't forget you!
Keep having fun and we will stay in touch.
Love from Us lot!
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The whole photo thing isn't working out too well at the mo! So if i can't get it done, i'm going to send them home and someone to put them on for me! Not sure exactly what is wrong with computers around here but i can't do it - may be its me! In Wellington now anyway, on the north island! It's a bigger city than we've been to so far and it's pretty nice! But we're heading out to the country again to go to Taupo tomorrow and get out of the most hideous hostel ever! It smell, and the old lady is horrible! Anyway, we're off to Katherine Mansfields birth place now (an author Pip and i studied at uni)! Hope everyone is well!
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Hey, hope you're well and have now fully recovered from biking! Had a wicked time in Manchester although was a bit disappointed at how sensible everyone is getting (especially the teachers!). We ended up in the gay part which was good fun, especially when we started chatting to a gay spiderman and a superman. Saw some amusing trannies too which was an experience. I'm sorry to say that I didn't manage to do my homework Ewan as I think it might have been a bit dangerous, maybe another time...
So wheres the photos? xxxx

"Hero" or "Godfather" which is it Ewan?! The thought of you finding a young fresher to love and nurture sounds like something the authorities should be informed about!
Anyway Lu back to you! I'm thoroughly dissapointed there are no photos to view! My ones of our trip are in the process of getting developed so i'll let you know how they turn out. Lots of dodgy smiles and weird poses i expect! Speak to you soon, take care. Love Chris x

Oonagh, you are such a sweet little fluffy thing! Chris I resent that remark about the freshers, they are honoured to find someone who can love them and care for them like a godfather... And Lucy can you stop talking about bottoms and toilets, I thought I had a potty mouth! Ooonagh your homework for this week is to find out about what other things happen in nightclub toilets (amongst the more unsavoury elements of our society), obviously it is hard for you to grasp being so innocent. WARNING: It could cause you a great shock... Good banter this week, keep it coming Lucy loves it!!!! All the best sis love from University of Portsmouth Varsity Man of the Match: Ewan Hendry (I got a medal!!)

Hey, feel I should apologise for bringing the tone of the message board down with my toilet talk- sorry Lucy's relatives! So onto cleaner things... Thank god its friday!!!!!!!!! Have to make the most of this weekend as I should be starting my job at the snowdome next weekend; I'll be a pro-boarder by the time I get out to Oz! Glad you met up with the others ok, shame Bobby's accent hadn't changed yet but then again theres nowt better than a halifax accent. Look forward to seeing pictures of the 3 of you. Give my best to the othersxxxxx

Oonagh is refering to the times we have been in the mens toilets to pee and gone into the same cubicle! Good times! (sorry Granny)!
Met with Bobby, and the accent is the same as ever - she's not picked up any Kiwi! Maybe it'll come out more as time goes on!
We're in Greymouth and have been bike riding today - my bum hurts!
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I am now interested in the toilet bonding activities - coming out of mens toilets eh, sounds interesting!? And i thought Lucy was so innocent. Oonagh i think you should divulge further. It seems this website is being used for ill purposes...
Ewan, or should i say the Godfather, send my deepest sympathies to any fresher who gets stuck "under your wing"!

Ewan - may be best to tone it down at bit!! Te he!! No don't it's funny, how else will i know what naughtiness you've been up to!
Oh by the way i'm in Christchurch at the mo, meeting the girls tomorrow!
Angey - i do believe my brother was not refering to our toilet action......if you get my drift!! Meet Bobby tomorrow, i'll give you regular accent updates!
Mummy - At least you can keep in touch with us both at the same time! I'm going to call you soon, sorry if i wake you up!!
Hi Granny and Grandad!!
I really will put pictures on soon! No USB point on this computer either! Rubbish!!
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A somewhat unusual way to keep in touch with my other offspring, but yes I will be reading these messages Ewan, so watch what you say! Hope you have managed to meet up with the others OK, Lucy. Granny says thank you for the Niagara card - she's very envious. They both send their love and are really enjoying being able to follow your progress. Looking forward to the next batch of pictures.

Speak to you soon. Love Mum x

PS Ewan, Granny is also being entertained by these messages!

Well Ewan it wasn't unheard of for me and your sister to come out of a cubicle together in the mens toilets.... and this was at the pre-vomit stage!! when needs must and all thatx

HELLO FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Sorry have reverted to normal non-fresher abusing self now!!! Erm freshers week was quite quiet actually (mum might be reading this?!). No seriously its been good fun, a little bit of banter and made a few new friends. Luckily Hannah is in my dissertation tutor group, Boo!!! And the amount of work I've got is incredible already! Still playing sweeper(!?!?!?) in the varsity match today against Chichester (set of c****) so should be (anti)social tonight in the union! Haven't found a fresher worthy of my tutilage yet but its only a matter of time... For the moment they know me as the GODFATHER (nice) and are made to kiss my feet when in my presence! How cool am I? Things in the flat are sweet, Hilts has a new Golf GTI and is loving being called a stumpy c*** by his kids every day!!!! Think he has handed out the most detentions of any NQT EVER! Ha ha! Popsy is still the same and Hannah Hilton has fitted in well! Anyway gotta lecture to go to (on a wednesday, what a crock) so see you in May... Gonna be far to busy with work to keep in touch now! (HAHA) Oh and can you ask Oonagh if she's up for any kind of other toilet bonding??? Look after yourself Sissy Basssss love Ewan x