Dead man walking The worst time of the year!! Essays! Exams! Am seriously dying!!! Exhausted and penniless isnt it wonderful!

Librarian !! success! well as you can undoubtly tell from my new and innovative name, I have figured out at last how to use the campus library! its taken me nearly two terms ! The bloody place is a maze and the numbers and letter system they use to organise the place simply mean absolutely nothing! Ive found the best way to find what you want is forget about it and one day your bound to accidentally stumble across it!

The Iron Lady Good god man, your English. You just need to speak to these european types in a LOAD vioce and very, v e e r r r y slowly (and if it the French slower) they soon get the message. I had many dealing with these foreign countrys around the world in my time as PM So less talk of this leaning to speak a foreign language Happy travelling love Margaret

Van Helsing?       Those three people are THE NORTH DAKOTANS, a group of Americans I hung about with for a couple of days in Munich. There are a couple of other simaliar groups, but half the pictures didn't come through. And I very much doubt that you know the guy (name... forgotton) since, to my knowledge, you've never been anywhere near Dakota.     I am extremely disconcerted to hear this news about my hat. That's my damn hat, that's my thing. Asma got it for me just before I left, and I've become rather attatched to it.     Have all false copies impounded and destroyed. Only my hat will be permitted. 

what? what are you talking about ?

no  I can´t remember what it is you`re originally reffering to.  

emily ?    who the in the blazes is emily proctor! should i know her! oh god do i know her!      So I take it you really havn't actually read The Crucible then.  

You cant have it i have copy right! well did send an email saying u cudnt get through which would make ur statement about them not getting through a lie but who am i to judge apart from of course god! I cant beleiev u went to prague it is one of the places ive always wanted to go to and suggest as a destination to the family when it is time for a holiday but NO!! apparently devon is much cheaper! anywho-u shud have said u were in prague i cud have asked patrick about cheap deals and the best places to visit as he does live there or atleast thats where he is from cos he is currently living here in england speaking of ankh morpork i have now seen the hogfather and was bitterly dissappointed! On the plus side iam up to date with my work and i have been reading jennys books from her uni reading list they get to read books and not text books actual books!- I have thus far read the immoralist by andre gide who seems to have modelled his philosophy on oscar wilde and I have recently purchased and begun metamorphasis by Franz Kafka which you think would be literary genius but its actually about a travelling salesman who wakes up as a beatle!! I mean what the hell!!! This weekend I have done not very much at all, i have wondered into town and purchased a copy of the crucible cos it was 50p and im debating whether to read it or not as well as that i went to the venue(student club) seeing as it was pirates vs ninjas! bizare i kno but i think it would indeed be comical for a ninja and a pirate to have a falling out! It was an ok nite but there were plenty of jenny depp lookalikes! i dnt kno why that deserved an exclaimation mark but it did! as did that as u can tell i have some free time simply by the length and scale of this message !                       I SAW EMILY PROCTOR TALKING WITH THE DEVIL!    

well arent you mr sunshine!! addiction? most probably but thats cos its better than working ! and and if it wasnt for me!! wat link to the real world would you have? hmmm ? none!! still stuck in lala land!! as we all know that europe isnt a real place just as ducks cannot fly!!          I am actually beginning to suspect that Europe isn't a real place, just a series of stock sets- every place I visit reinforces this impression. For instance, Vienna has a London Eye (giant Ferris wheel on the river) Prague has an Eiffel Tower (a little way away from the Ankh-Morepork-esque heart of the city), EVERYWHERE has a river with the same two basic bridges... I swear, I just keep seeing the same place redressed and rearragned. Whenever I get on a train, I'm pretty sure that there's no new landscape going by outside- somebody just runs up and down in front of the window with a painted background.      IT'S ALL A GIGANTIC CONSPIRACY!      (And I like the name Mr. Sunshine. It will be kept. Perhaps there will also be a song).            PS. I can't seem to send Emails to your address anymore. I something wrong with it?

hm? Why am I the only one posting on here anyhow? it feels somewhat disturbing!!!God knows. Perhaps you have less of a life than everybody else. Perhaps the computer has become an addiction that you cannot break in your desperate search for freindship and the validation of the massess, prompting you to reach madly over the cyberhiways with your deseprate rants, attacking anybody who will listen.    Or perhaps nobody else can be bothered.   

hmph!! mark 2! STOP posting in my messages its highly confusing!

hmph! yes they were the shots were digitally interefered with to give the appearance of egypt! as for Mr Ustinov its a well known fact he was a terrible actor and his moustache was white not the proper inky black it should have been therefore his portrayal of christies novels are quite clearly flawed !!!

Poirot yes !! they bloody are!! filmed in british studies!! -london england!    So the books written by Agatha Christie were all filmed in London? And I suppose when she wrote them she did so with the subsequent low budget screen adaptation specifically in mind?     Besides, the Peter Ustinov DEATH ON THE NILE features some scenes that were clearly shot on location.     So there.             

Poirot! I see a Christie Novel is it!!! we all know that such stories are set in mid and pre war England not Germany!! And Iam the connoiseur of such novels !!                       [Message from the Agatha Christie Legal Foundation]                         ALL set in pre-war England?                         So... Death on the NILE                        Murder on the ORIENT EXPRESS                          They would both just be typos and fake titles, yes?

The Dark One Ho there restless traveler ! I see you have been on the road ! don't forget to call in at the Prancing pony upon your return ! we are having a hobbit purge at the moment so , the place should be free of wayfaring meddlers!! i should be recieving a gov't approved travel document soon and I should be flyin to berlin for a weekend at some point so if your in vaccinty!(damn spellling) well whatever! good luck!