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So after our 9 hour flight to Bangkok we arrived there at 2.30am walking into sweaty heat as we got off the plane. Collected our baggage and headed to the taxi rank to catch a cab to Koh San Road where our Hotel was based. As soon as we got out the cab the street was rammed with people. The music was going and there was alot of drunk people about so looked quite fun. I got pulled by a ladyboy straight away, so I walked off but didn't help by Matt telling her/him that I fancied them so she was literally chasing me down the street. Soon as we checked into our Hotel we hit the sack as we was tired from our long flight looking forward to explore bits of Bangkok the next day. We got to bed at about 4.30am.
We got up at 10am the next morning, having a shower and finding somewhere for brekky. I had porridge while Matt had a sausage sandwich with chips. After that we went for a walk around to see what there was to do. We got our Cambodia Visa's and booked our bus ready for Cambodia in the next couple of days. We walked up this road which had loads of Tuc-tuc's. (ped with 2 seats on the back) A man approached us asking if we wanted to go in he's Tuc- tuc which we did. He called himself Mr T, we paid him 10 Thai Baht (20p) to take us round to the temples for a hour showing us bits and bobs. It was a cheap way of getting around and seeing bits of Bangkok. After getting back we Skyped the girls to lets us know we was all good before heading to get a massgae. No happy endings though! We come across a place where you put your feet in the water and the fish eat all the dead skin around your feet. Matt put he's in straight away, it took me about 5 minutes and it looked horrible. Such a weird feeling on your feet, sometimes you get the odd fish give your foot a bite. After that we went a got a half an hour oil massage which was nice and relaxing. We got a beer after dinner heading back to the room to get ready for our first crazy night out in Bangkok. We both bought a bucket each of vodka and coke, Matt had redbull in he's and they were pretty strong. I was well on my way after one of them. So I got another one for us to share. We met these 2 Thai girls which were nice and joined them on there table. The girl was eating chicken feet in this extremely hot sauce which was disgusting. Our mouths's were burning all night. We left them after a while and carried on to a club, had a few more drinks and by this time were pretty drunk. We then went and saw a Ping Pong Show (Thai girls throw ping pong balls out of there vagina's). One of them opened a bottle of beer with it, surprising. We must of looked like perv's as we were the only people in there and sitting right at the front. We then jumped back on the Tuc-tuc and the driver took us to a brothel for some reason. Matt and the driver was desperatly trying to get me to get with one, it was cheap (£40 for 3 hours) but Im not a prostitute man. We then headed back to Koh San Road where it was all going on. Two lady boys approached us grabbing us saying, 'I want you to f**k me' which was funny. We then went to bed as it was 4.30am ready for shopping at the MBK the next day.
We got up 11am feeling a bit hungover that morning, Matt was sick a few time's but we think it was down to he's Malaria tablets, he was fine after that. I had a bit of a headache for the rest of the day. We jumped in a Tuc-tuc after getting ready and headed to MBK Shopping Centre which is well known and has 7 floors. I bought some wireless Dr Dre Beat headphones, a Rolex watch, and a couple of other bits. Matt bought 2 watches, a Rolex and an Omega one. We then had a half an hour foot massage which was nice. After a few hours there we headed back to the Hotel where we chilled before din dins. We then went and got ready for another night on the Koh San Road. We started off at this bar where you got a 6.5L beer funnel filled with beer and has a tap on the end. it took us ages to go through it, then a guy who worked there gave us some free shots which were rank but for free so we weren't complaining. Then he asked us to join him and these 2 girls at this table. The 2 girls were Welsh so nice to talk to some british people as there wasn't a lot about. This guy was bringing so many shots over which me, him and this girl called Hannah was doing. Matt and the other girl decided not to as they were horrible. Then the girls headed home and the guy stayed out with us all night. We tried frogs which were a bit funny tasting, crunchy but weren't a lot to them. we hit a few more bars before we left our little Thai mate ony to come across another 2 lady boys. One shoved me up against the wall asking me to bang her. Then I told them that me and matt are lovers and they seemed to hold back. Then I was abusing them, calling them disgusting and telling them they make me feel sick. Cant remember any of this, Matt told me the next day. We got in at 5am smashed, set the alarm for 7.30am as the bus was at 8. I kept snoozing it in the morning and then Matt had a look at the time, it was 7.55am. We had to get the bus at 8 so we quickly rushed up and got out the front for 8, I was still well drunk and not knowing where I was. Matt couldn't stop laughing. It wore off over the next 4 hours, and I looked and felt like death. So tired and there was problem after problem on the way there as the didn't think we had the right ticket etc, so alot of ringing about but all got sorted. That day was so long as there was so much waiting about. Finally arriving across the Cambodia border, jumped in a taxi for a 3 hour drive to Siem Reap...
Next stop Cambodia - Siem Reap...
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