First of all thanks for the birthday messages! George Bull and the 'Wise Owl' Pat Simpson blogging here! A good place to start will be the birthday night in Santa Barbra. Living it up in luxury The Lemon Tree Inn, which Chaucer was overwhelmed with the average luxuries available, followed by blocking the toillet - which ended up overflowing with his s***. Few beers and a 2 litre bottle of rum, early start on the hooch led to an very early finish and a forgetful n...

To clear up some queries! Pat was meant to have checked the spelling but he thought it funny to simply add the final few lines to the blog! Day 3 was extremely eventful. After the night out in Hermosa beach which was having a few beers in the room whilst writing the blog then going to a club where Pat and Tim seemed to of felt the effects of the alcohol allot more than others! Another early rise and off to HOLLYWOOD! A slightly disappointing start to the da...

Day 1- The Flights, AKA- Getting my Swag on! One benefit the plastic paddy was on a different plane! The day started by gowing to the wrong terminal! However sooner or later it clicked and I found myself with tim and ed! Trying on some sun glasses and a boots meal deal sums up heathrow! The Filght - couple of movies and checking out tims boner on the flight with ed! Once at Jfk, left are bags with a wierd man, then worried that they would be lost. However a...