kit and kirk WE'RE BACK!!!! WE MADE IT ALIVE AROUND THE GLOBE!!!!!! WHAT ARE THE ODDS!

Kit and Kirk hey guys as the messages before say "we are SO nearly back" and well we are come to think of it. we get back on the 5th of this month and i think we'l be haeding out to town that night for a few drinks and what not so come and join us!! we'l alos be going out for a bigger night out cause we'l be jet lagged to s*** so go out for a longer fun night! in chicago at the mo which is good fun many stories to be told! so incase i dont see you good afternoon, good evening and goo night!

SO NEARLY

You are SO nearly back.

KIRKANDKIT BEEN SHOOTING GUNS IN KENTUCKY!!!!!! HOLY PETE! BEEN DOIN CRAZY s*** TOO DOWN THE WESTSIDE

clare hi kids, keeping well i hope?! i'm glad to see you've both developed a spritely travel glow, emenating vivaciousness and cultural virility from every sweaty pore. i felt i had to leap in on the back of jess's comment about our hot night of lovin in the french b&b...you see, what she forgot to mention was our super sexy ensuite bathroom...we had jugs! jugs galore! they were actually decantering type pots that we used to gaily pour hot scented water and massage oil over each other. harhar, i'm not joking. we forgot to lock the door though and so in walked mummy. it was an interesting holiday! i'm sure you guys have experienced many more hardy tales in your travels. looking forward to comparing over a brew! hope everything continues to be great. clare xxx

marcoooooooooooooooooo Kit how the hell did you get Kirk to jump out of a plane if he won't even jump from the top of the wall when we go climbing......... your pictures are amazing, your both a couple of crazy explorers thats for sure.

Jessica Hi guys, How is life treating you at the moment? Are you in the States right now? The pictures from New Zealand look wicked and you have even seen a real whale.. Good on you guys! Everything on the Gold Coast remains the same, but it is still good. Have fun, travel safe and talk soon! Love, Jessica

Jesster returns kitty, it was indeed ME and not monkey bosom, from whom you required help in retrieving you from your desky plight. i am sincerely sorry no help was given, i was too busy getting it on with clare in the honeymoon suite of a french b&b. no joke. her parents let us sleep in the sex room (complete with weird wedding hat mounted on a beam) while they took seperate beds downstairs with her smelly bro's in the same room! how brill is that?!? anywhom, i'm back now fora day, in the goodold uk before jettiing off to croatia tomorrow so had to check out your pixxx and drop you both a loving line before i can't do so any longer. i'm not quite travelling to the extent that you two are, but i hope to be suficiently black to kick both your asses when you get back. and i'll have a beard and a shaved head, as the prophecy required... lovelovelove!! p.s. kirky, loving the jumper dahhling. stripes become you.

monkey bosom strikes back to save kit from under desk Sorry i thought you liked being stuck under desks, especially ones where you look up and see only red indians gathering themselves around you for hot roast. (not that kind of roast you dirty old men). Hehe thanks for your text pic, was it the both of you? it actually sends a dribble down my leg thinking that you jumped that far out of a plane!!!!!! be-jesus you guys just don't stop entertaining me even though youre over there *points to the sky*. Oh how i miss ye both, i love the pictures, hey you never know, me and chloe might get drunk and send you one of our famous pictures ayay heh heh. Take care, lots of loving, me xxxxxxxxxx

kirkatron hey peeps, got a million things to show and tell u all, but we've only been able to put Kit's pics on this site, so stick around and wait for more pics of us falling out a of plane, more glaciers, kirk's bungi, helicopters, light aircraft, drunken madness and a world of other crazy stuff!!! for now, check out kits pics!!!!!! do it!! we send our love !!!!!!!

Lausta Kirk u jumped out of a plan at 15,000 feet and all u were gonna give me was ur matress...i think thats very rude that u just offered me that,the least u cud have offered wud have been ur camera 2...tut tut...was jumping fun? :-P...lovin the pics keep us posted...hugs to u both xxx

Kirkaby Gringlewort seriously he's not kidding, he has been stuck under a desk for 6 days. i think its stappled to him or its gum , or its No More Nails. he's getting blisters from the mahogany finish

Kit Carbunckle Hello Hello and what a glorious time to bring your diesel, fishing, and camping gear to the postal agency. Marco oh Marco i expect to see some good rock climbing when i get back! have you the tecnique of a possum doing the can can on a rickerty bridge , while balancing plates on its chin and nose in the middle of April..... The world Expects! Hey BiBi good to hear from you! dont worry those noises are still keeping us entertained! Plus i want your pictures i know youv got some good ones too! i have a bone to pick with monkey boosom i recently txt you asking for your help as i was inconveniently stuck under a desk and there was no such reply of rescue and guess what..... im still stuck under a desk someone set up a charity organisation or call the salvation army or something please!!! Sincerly yours Kit