Bentong, the arse end of no-where
We got up early this morning to get to bentong to go to an elephant sanctuary.
We got to bentong, and my god, we really are travellers now! We were the only white folk there, and the only ones who spoke english, so finding somewhere to stay and something to eat was great fun.
Although we did crack open the 'malay for retards' book. which is the most unuseful thing ever.
It had useful sentances such as 'i want to practise my tongue in english with him'.
We found a hotel that was 1 pound 60 each for a triple room, not bad eh?!
Dinner was interesting, we went for the dunno what any of it is, so we'll just point at random stuff and see what come out!
It was actually really nice and only cost about 3 quid for all of us including drinks.
Everything shut dead early, so we got some crazy expensive beer and sat on the roof and nearly broke the very dubious looking bench.
Quote of the day - Claire.
'Ive got a mozzie bite like a third toe'