Komrades

So we have western style editing of my s***e and bagger words eh?!

Long live freedom of speech and the written wordski

KOMRADES

Welcome to the newly liberated Amazing Adventures of Janikov (formerly known as KashNickov) from the former Soviet State of the Ukraina.

Plans are afoot to destroy all the pictures of south america and replace them with the grey concrete of the after affects of Mother Russia.

Those German b******s cant be forgotten either. They managed to steal my luggage for 24 very crusty hours while I passed via Munchen.

After completing several reports and forms today the Kommies managed to present me with my baggage so all is Ok again. 7 hour time shift and lots of Wodka - a nice apartment that looks like a knocking shop and a bleedin alphabet that I dont understand.

Having great time, wish I had the s***s.

Best wishes from the former Soviet Republic

there is a meal and that on the saturday night.... you cant be working then? not squeezing out of it that easy... fatty? haha

Well heeeelllllooooo Danielson.

What a wondeful debut post, shame the competition ended months ago, but you´ll get an honourable mention in the end-of-season awards.

Looking forward to seeing the mohawk, don´t you think you and Arth should have matching haircuts. . .and Maz for that matter. You could do it while she´s asleep the night before her birthday; what a lovely surprise. I reckon Arthur would look just like Wayne Rooney, beautiful.

What´s an iPook?! If it´s one of those useless things that Americans buy for their overly-pampered pets, you are bang in twubble. . .

x

So I hear you two are on holiday or something? Isnt that fun.

Arth misses you, even though I have to remind him who you are, BECAUSE YOU NEVER CALL HIM. He has a new iPook, just because you are in Africa or something doesn't mean you should neglect your little, gassy, hairy nephew.

I currently have a mohawk, seriously. I cut it myself, Maz hates it. Thats because she is so old that she remembers native American Indians with the same hair do. 20 days and counting until she is officially allowed on SAGA holidays.

As they say in Peru, bye.

dan x

In response to Nick's message to Dan, yes I know...I would have to find a job first!! Darnit.

Anyway...Nick is still ill, and i am booooooored! but trying my best to play a half decent nurse, turns out it would not be a wise career move!

Maz...don't worry, i still have a big arse! it's just that my ribs are now showing, but i've been eating pizza now for a couple of days, so not long til i'm back to normal! as for horseriding on a beach...don't you dare! that's my one ambition i thought that i would fulfil here and haven't! well, we tried but the tide was too high, and they didn't let me gallop because i was with a couple of novices, perish the thought! anyway, if you do, enjoy, i will be very jealous. have an amazing break away, i look forward to the pics. finally, arthur...can't say the thought of the pig parping away in my room pleases me too much, please air before our arrival! but i am looking forward to having goodnight snuggles! oh yeah, sorry about the countdown...you've put us all straight though!

ciao for now!!

glad you are both on the mend. now start piling the pounds back on before you get here - i can't have you totally out do me at my birthday! and where was my countdown? 20 days now thank you. have multiple extravaganzas planned to distract myself and others for how old i am actually going to be.

Anyway, up in CT now. Kate you'll be glad to hear Arth has his regular place in your bedroom, parping away. Here for a few days chilling before we go on our vacation to St Martin. will try and compete with your photos but i think you'll win. after all we only get 5 days away and i intend to do literally NOTHING (except we can go horseriding on the beach and finish with a swim in the ocean on horseback AND dan even agreed to come with me!! ha ha!)

toodle pip xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well, thank you very much for your kind words Daniel!

Feeling a little better thank you, had some unfortunate incidents involving too much stomach acid but I`ll save the details for a blog post perhaps!

Kate and I probably can`t make your graduation as we would have to take a day off work. We are aware that it is your birthday though, so we will try to make it down for the weekend and join you on the friday night. Very proud of you though bro, can`t wait to give you a big congratulatory hug. . .FATTY!

Yeah, that`s right!

xx

Alright bro, lost some weight yet fatty?! hehe how u feeling now? im almost finished witht he pt numbers now, the evans and dorsetts have really helped, big up! sent u email to see if u wanted( you and kate) to come to my graduation? 14th november

Hello all, I thought I'd let you know that I am still alive, and in fact feeling mucho mejor!!

Nick, however, isn't!? He's suffering a slight relapse, but I think the worst is over, so we should be getting on the road in 2/3 days, we still have this place to see!

Lubes, you're right, it's been awful and made me very homesick, but I'm over that now, we have a lot to do before the 20th, 19 days, dear lord! But I'm still very excited to get to CT. Marianne already has hair appointments etc, couldn't come sooner (it´s been 10 months!) haha.

ok, lots to do (i.e. more energy drinks, water, and hopefully wetwipes to buy!!).

did anyone watch murray yesterday? brilliant game. can i say now that i want to sit on murray mount next summer with a picnic and pimms, invite yourselves! (i know, that sounded dodgy for a second, you don't need to comment father!).

lots of love

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Court and Andrew...7 days!

Court...11 days! (i hope my maths is right!).

x

Don't worry Nicky Poos, people who need to throw out mean comments, are just mean and gutted that they aren't as super as you!

I'm loving the stories and everyone's blog posts.

Glad you are both on the mend. I can't imagine how horrible it must be to be so ill and not be at home...especially when home is becoming nearer every day!! (Yippee...not for you though!)

Loads of love, xxxxxx

Hey guys, I´ve finally found a computer that lets this page load, we´ve been able to read your messages, but then it just crashes.

Thanks for all your kind messages and advice about our being ill. Kash has been much worse than me the last few days but I finally got her out of the room tonight and even though we ate back in the room again, at least she´s keeping it down now!

Hopefully we´ll both recover fully soon so that we can get back on the road. We´ve had an amazing trip but we´re both really looking forward to the two "home comings" coming up, both going to America for some R&R and then back to the UK, to see everyone we´ve missed so much for so long.

Ok, enough blubbing, I must be ill!

x

P.S. Thanks Marion, people do seem to be mean to me rather a lot, but as I recently had to tell a rather obnoxious cocaine addict inmate of San Pedro prison, I´m used to it!