Day 3 and Ive got to say this place is crazy! Our driver Sanjut is as mad as they come. But what should I expect from a man that wears a shirt with a picture of a glock on it and the words "When you positively have to shoot some c@%t in the face"

Ive become fond of a spirit here called RED COCK....figures! My quriosity got the better of me and I succumbed to watching a PING PONG show. Suzy Wongs ass smacking fun...OMG!! Can I just say....Birds, turtles, ping pong balls, darts, trumpets, lit candles & bananas should never be put in places Suzy Wong put them. Dont think I can eat another banana. Ive never seen 5m of beads pulled from a t*** either, some would call it talent, I call it nasty!! Suzy even wrote a letter using nothing but a pen and her box, girls got talent. It was like watching a car accident happen, you know it was going to be bad, but you just had to watch anyway. FYI.... No animals were harmed in the making of the show. No, really, all 3 turtles were swimming around fine. The biggest downfall was "No Photos or V.D.O" hmmmm...V.D.O???

There are no shortages of ladyboys here either. This place is like sex on a stick! Went to a bar where they had what looked like chicks dancing on the bar, turns out she was a he.....best boobs ever! Ive got plenty of pics to share.

Phi Phi Island was fabulous. Pure heaven. Blue water, white sand & loads of long boats set the scene. Snorkling was great too. The same cant be said for the boat ride to Phi Phi. People throwing their gutz up....& you know me...see it, hear it, smell it.....Im gone.

Speaking of spewing, I managed to only throw up in my mouth twice while walking around patong markets. The stench was god awful and combined with the beggers with missing limbs that looked manky pushed me over the edge and into gag mode. Once I managed to compose myself I found lots of bargins. Job well done!

Heading to a Thai boxing match tonight. Getting excited about the elephant trekking. Off to another massage......gee the life I lead.

Kisses from Tri-Trang xxx