So I had a shower (and 'shaved' my legs with disastrous and bloody effect!! The things that become a priority when you're extremely drunk?!?), packed in the corridor and headed to the reception. Passed out on the bench and was woken up by the tour manager for the trek! Great first impression!! I then promptly got up, staggered to the bathroom to be sick!! I jumped in the van shotgun as DJ and chatted to the TM, Colin, mostly about dating and what brought me to be...

Day three in the bug brutha owse... Woken up at 2am, not by the guys snoring but some lassie having her brains screwed out of her. The temperature is so hot in the room that we have the window open. After a while I just hear this American guy shout 'ohhhh come awwwnn' haha! However, contributing to being kept awake is the boys trip to The Stinking Rose. Where they 'flavour their garlic with food'. Woke up at 6.06am and then 7.34am having gone to bed at 10.30pm,...

Day two in the big brutha owse... Hostel room is ok. Had to make my bed on the top bunk which was an effort after an 11 hour flight. There was a pub crawl last night but I chickened out; feeling that I shouldn't have. But I was a little ill last night, I'd been up for 22 hours with only 2 hours poor sleep at home the night before. It was like going out at 4am and not sure I would have lasted or my jet lag would've thanked me. I'm in USA hostel, 711 post street...