(P.s Neary type in neil strauss/ style and the second or third link u get too theres a picture of lisa and him....the blokes a master!)
Mother Dear
What a tease you are! How we laughed! What a comic that boy is.....I don't think so.......
Brownie Points?
Um
you think a few sporting snaps ,scenic views, will make up for The Cheerio mess
nah not going happen
Md Nestle
www.ciao-co.uk/nestle/cheerios
It is with sad regret we have to inform you that at this time in present we are unable to process your application,hold on,not unable,let us re phase that, It is felt that our advertising board found this miss use of our product, totally unexceptable, dangerous, and furthermore please donot attempt to contact us again with any self promoting photos or video clips. We will of course return these, however the cheque for £250 will not be enclosed.
Please note our products do carry very strong recommendations regarding health and safety and therefore we will not be held responsible for any liability arising from this misuse.
So Cheerio Mr Neary
Alex
I suggested in my last post that I was envisaging "emotional carnage" following my relevation that I was legitimatly considering getting myself a tattoo this afternoon. Nonetheless, not for a second did I forecast a worldwide condemnation of my temptation with the likes of the Singapore and Japanease Embassy's getting involved aswell as the equally keen to villify Don, Jeffery and Neary familes respectively.
I can now exclusivley reveal that not for a second did I ever contemplate branding my bronzen body, the mere sound of the needle was enough to hitting Bavin's shoulder-blade was enough to put me off facepainting.
I was merely hoping to rocket launch our dwindling message board into a hive of activity......I think its safe to say I was very successful.
Always A Pleasure xx
Lee And Duncs (From Fiji)
Alright boys!
Yeah mate me and Duncs are going to the full moon on 1st June. Its in Ko phan ang....or suming like that.
Me and duncs are actually going our own way for a month before that and meeting up at that party. We aint had a barney - he has to meet his missus!
I'm going to be around before that so keep me posted. We be good to see you on the lash properly because we both think those pissed up pictures in you gallery might be staged! Lightweights!
We are actually only a lil up the coast from you waiting to go to Whitsundays then will be in Cairns in a few days if your around.
Anyways, see you soon then guys.
The Dons
Josh you now have a mission keep Alex away from any Tattoo Parlours and Bav too. Remember the state of Jeds arms when he had them removed .
heres a good reason against.
I silly tattoo costing a fortune
or
aweeks bed and board in thailand, cos that what it boils down to, or even an early flight home cos your skint.
Think on Alex
Told You So
Alex dont do it you fool!!!!!!!!
There will come a time on this trip that you need to make that call home and ask that question
...Im nearly skint>>>
Well if youve wasted money on a tattoo what do you think the answer will be? Penny dropping !
Singapore Embassy
Singapore is a police state and as such expects all young men to have short hair, no tattoos and prohibits the chewing of gum. any individual found to breaks these rules will be denied entry to the country.
Japanese Embassy Spokesperson
Historically, tattoos are used by the criminal underworld to denote a violent mind and body. The Japanese Ambassador regrets that he will deny any tourist found to be in possession of a tattoo entrance to the country.