Day 5

Day 4 continued- major calamities!! Apparently flip flops are not considered to be fashionable,smart or stylish by bouncers in a $500 million dollar casino... Surely the chance to see a stubbed- hairy- clean but dirty pair of manly hawk feet is everyone's desire.... Cover of vogue- I DON'T FINK SO!! After leaving the Casino and dragging the ausssies with us we decided to hit the nearest available watering hole to quench a much needed thirst- this happened to be...

Day 4 -  Grand canyon day. The "thunderstorms and lightning, very, very frightening indeed" did not happen and instead we had a beautiful morning ahead of us! Going to the wrong lobby area ensured we were fashionably late but we eventually found the bus. There were 3 spare seats on the bus, 2 singles and 1 next to a pretty girl from Oz... like Usain Bolt driving a formula one car being pushed by Superman, Rich sat down first and started his much polis...

Day 3- Luxor- in de-Nile  After a swift packing job which mainly involves stuffing and a determined look from clothes pile to bag, to clothes to zip- we managed to to tear our selves away from the joys of the flamingo and head to the other end of the strip for our stay at the lux..... Were they ready for us??? Dans plane reading "a successful salesman" seemed to pay off as we seemed to have been sold down the Nile by henrick... Sweating like a pig in...

Day 2. Woke up. Sleep pattern thrown out the window already and went out to find breakfast at a place called Denny's. The streets of Vegas are paved with dans prostitute cards and people dressed as characters. Some are really impressive but Threads nothing more depressing than seeing an overweight spiderman smoking! Unfortunately for us we ran into a tangoed, foul mouthed gangster who we assume was a character actor but looking back may just have been mugging us...