JIM AND DONNA”S GUIDE TO SUNBATHING So it has been just over a week since I last wrote a blog and like a heroin junkie I have been missing my fix of waiting for Donna to get ready, while sitting at a computer vomiting inane words onto the page, like a spring break teenager who has just discovered that free drinks all night really means free drinks all night. The reason for the lack of blog action is a lack of material to write about. This is because for the ...

Dear Matt, Jodie and Queenie Thank you for buying us tickets to go and see the Mighty Ducks play ice hockey. Unfortunately, due to being in a completely different country and time zone to where the Mighty Ducks are playing we have so far been unable to attend a game. We hope you don’t mind that we decided to spend the money on a night out at Coco Bongos, here in Mexico instead. We were meant to fly back to America today but due mostly to us being quite lazy, ...

Hola Val and Tony Thank you very much for generously buying us Coachella tickets for our wedding gift. We decided to spend the money instead on a holiday to Mexico. You might have been able to work that out from me starting this blog with 'Hola' rather than 'hello' but just in case you are not as fluent in Spanish as me Hola means hello. You see, all this travelling about and doing stuff is actually really hard work and we were feeling a bit tired so we tho...