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Well last night was a treat. Some big African bloke next door decided to have a prostitute party. One at a time, all night. I fell asleep quite early but Katie was tabhanging most of night. (only joking Pauline) she couldn't sleep for the racket. Told me it sounded like he barrackaded himsen in! Probably just givin em a good seeing too. He is on his jollies afterall! (sorry mum)
Anyway, early morning to catch the bus to Lundu. Bout an hours drive. Saw a lot of logging on route which was a shame but when we arrived ( after sharing a taxi with some more Germans? They love it here!) the place was beautiful as expected. We were here to see the worlds biggest flower that apparently smelt like s***e. Within 30mins we saw the flower which actually smelt fine and was quite big, but not like huge or owt. We're here for the night again but this time opted to stay in a hostel room with shared bathroom and shared kitchen. Shared my arse! No b***** else is here so it's all ours!! To be honest though we had a walk for a couple of hours to see the waterfalls Which were more impressive than the rafflesia flower and then it rained. Not like English rain, oh no, it was like someone holding a hosepipe above your head the whole time and we were half way up a mountain! Took an hour to descend the beast and we dried off in our massive chalet (to ourselves!) then chilled out to some Eminem......Then......er... some big red ants bit me... and erm....ooh ooh!..I saw a lizard!...erm..... Yeah so that's why no one else is here. There's nothing else here but this bigish flower that don't smell like a normal flower but not bad smelling like. Not how they put it in the books. So this is where we're at now. And why I'm writing this blog instead of doing owt. Nowt to bloody do. And I'm a bit scared of those ants now... Not like English ants you know.
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