Jess

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You may have heard I'm skipping town

But fear not! There's no need to frown…

Here you can see the blood toil tears and sweat

Sights and sounds, laughter and DEBT

The Masterplan is pretty concise: Get to the plane in time

Sitting by Moore for 14 hours, I hope they serve wine…

First stops Chile, then upto Lima

Across Bolivia, to Christ the Redeemer

Along the way we'll complete the Inca Trail

Although our combined pace resembles a snail

We're gonna see the salt flats, steal a Peruvian porter

Hang out with indigenous tribes, take a dip in Amazon water

Montevideo and Buenos Aires are next on the list

Then onto NZ - lets go the dist!

I wonder if the Maori tribe will welcome an Albion fan

If a bungy's on the agenda and if I can drive a campervan!

Fiji, Australia, Thailand - might need a map,

Will barn notice these places or be too busy stuffing her trap?

I hope you all know I'll miss you so

But in the words of Softcell, its time to pack my things and go

See you when I return with fame, riches, hope and glory

Failing those, at least I'll have a bloody good story

The Journey begins around the planet

Now where did I put the tickets god dammit