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Hello All!!
It is brilliant!!
As per uusal I couldnt make anything simple and managed to miss my flight from bangkok to koh samui!! had a little panic and a tear but was all ok and manged to get one quite quickly after wards (forgive spelling mistakes this keyboard is dodge!!) anyway yeh flight was fine steph and rose met me at the airport with a little banner entiled 'jess you knob'....nice! and then when i got to the hotel i got a little dance and a song with spice girls spice up your life in the background! we went out straight afterwards was told i had an hour to get ready so i did. but tried to do a little too much too quickly and had to come home early after a little too much vodka!! The hotel was beautiful we had a right touch the girls met this guy when they got here who recommended the place they said we could only pay 350 bhat (64 bhat is about a pound!) but the rooms we're 2000 bhat so he said he would pay the rest! the girls wernt sure at first but apparently he believed in kharma and it was fine we never saw him again so yeh basically he paid for us to live in luxery for a few days!! the rooms were air conditioned with a beautiful pool which was about three steps away from the beach. loads of bars right on the shore and everything, the thai people are so nice and welcoming, nothing but smiles. the lady boys are....nice told one the other night she looked beautiful and she nearly killed me with cuddles, started stroking me so i quickly made it to the bar!!
our second night was better for me wasnt so tired but bloody hell my good samaritan routine came in and nearly killed me. when we left some bar and we're about to go on some where else at about 3am we found some guy with his girlfriend who was plastered and pretty much out cold on the floor, they didnt know where they were where they were staying or anything so we said we would walk them to the beach as it was only a minute away, however!!! the girl lost all ability to walk so basically ended up with me carrying the silly moo there, her boyfriend was also plastered so was rubbish and obviously rosie couldnt carry her much so it ended up being me!! was ok but i think i shreded every muscle in my body!
we're now in koh phangan, our place is no where near as nice but still cool, no air conditioning, with very tempramental water supply and electricity but bothered! but theyre very cute little huts on stilits, its literally a stones throw away from the beach i woke up this morning and the sea was about one foot away from our window, its in the middle of no where but beautiful, i have to say though the walk to the road is a b****! it is about 100 metres of pure hell straight up nearly died and walking back in the pitch black plastered is a mother f***er, didnt think i would need my torch so quickly!! the beach has an amazing view can see all different islands and sea forever, so very happy. we have the full moon party in a couple days which we're all very excited about.
the girls are shouting at me because apparently this is the longest email in the world so bye for now. hope your all well let me know what your up to. oh and thank you everyone who text before i went sorry i didnt text back didnt have any credit.
anyway peace out for now check all you crazy cats later.
bye losers x x x
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