J - Disaster! Mum's discovered your stash of FHM magazines and donated the lot to the local orphanage. You should have locked the bedroom before you left. Never mind - at least I can get in to strip the ceiling above your shower. Maybe you can get hold of the FHM back copies on e-bay when you return.
Beware of hoax messages from Joe, appearing to come from me. He's just realised he can post messages on this message board under my name - trust you will be able to spot the genuine article.
Nationwide debit card arrived today - I now have access to your life savings. Fresh! (?) Hope you won't mind if I don't give you access to mine quite yet!
Please find a decent internet cafe and send some photos in uncompressed j-peg format. Lots of avid viewers at this end wanting to see what sort of bungalow you get for £3.75 per person per night, including full English breakfast.
Have a fabulous time,
Dad
Dad
J - Disaster! Mum's discovered your stash of FHM magazines and donated the lot to the local orphanage. You should have locked the bedroom before you left. Never mind - at least I can get in to strip the ceiling above your shower. Maybe you can get hold of the FHM back copies on e-bay when you return.
Beware of hoax messages from Joe, appearing to come from me. He's just realised he can post messages on this message board under my name - trust you will be able to spot the genuine article.
Nationwide debit card arrived today - I now have access to your life savings. Fresh! (?) Hope you won't mind if I don't give you access to mine quite yet!
Please find a decent internet cafe and send some photos in uncompressed j-peg format. Lots of avid viewers at this end wanting to see what sort of bungalow you get for £3.75 per person per night, including full English breakfast.
Have a fabulous time,
Dad
Joe
Its been snowing almost all day today but none of it settles, its just wet and cold!! How weird is it to come from such rubbish English weather into some serious heat??????? i can't wait for spring, I can't even remember what the Sun looks like, never mind 40 degrees
have a great time in...Pukit? am I right?
Mum
Sorry, I hadn't read your postcard when I mentioned Phuket. Now I see you've had a change of plan! If there's no internet at ko pha-ngan please ring us! Love, Mum xxx
Mum
Don't worry about the phone contract - staying in touch is more important! Good luck with journey to Phuket tomorrow xxx
J.
Mum as I cant use my phone much till Dads checked out my contract please could u tell bex to check the site out and tell her I will email her as soon as I can do an internet cafe cheers. xxxx
J.
oh yeh haha i stole that from the library it was crap. joe never borrow books you can just take them even with their little computer system. check my new postcard if the internet hasnt cut on me
Mum
Ha! Too late! I have discovered your guilty secret already! That copy of "Adventure Mountain Biking" from Leighton Park School library is so overdue it was issued before they introduced the computerised loan system! xxx
Joe
the floor of your room has been cleared, but theres still loads of stuff lying around, DVD etc. I'll check the situation out in the weekend
J.
cheers ma its ok though we found the backpacker area of the city - khao san road and its got loads of internet cafes amongst other stuff.. so it turns out you can get fake passports, driving lisences and even degree certificates made here in minutes they look perfect aswell. i was thinking a degree in bio chemical engineering, english and product design would see me through quite well. From Oxford of course!
hey joe yeah man you need to get the divx thing but i think the microsoft media player will search for it on the internet automatically.. not sure. is mum cleaning my room? if so just dispose of all my criminal property before she has me arrested cheers dude x
Dad you should have a word with vodafone about lunch hour arrangements. Richard goes for a game of squash followed by a thai massage for lunch which actually sends you to sleep before going back to work well rested. pretty sweet deal really! you would hate the traffic here some of the traffic lights actually stay red for 10 minutes they have beg countdown timers next to them hope all is well i will get the photo situation sorted soon
yo tom and g i will have a look for the movies but i seem to remember that they only sell GOOD movies out here but we will see. yeh there are ninja stars although they might pick up on them coming through customs. maybe i should just pack them in hand luggage.. on the way here alex had hyperdermic needles and a craft knife in his medical kit which they allowed onto the plane. I guess they just saw he wasnt a muslim so let him slip. we are eating curry mainly lol we got up at 1pm and had a pile of chillis and chicken for breakfast garth you would love this, all they eat is chicken! Im still undecided about the fried scorpion my uncle says it leaves some pretty nasty scars down your throat. anyways its 3am and we are up at 8 to go to this quality temple called Wat Arun (temple of dawn) before the crowds of tourists and monks arrive
G-Unit And T-Unit....baby
Whats Up J! Man sounds like you're having a fresh time out there! We're envious,it's sleeting in Reading today.Nice. Today we ate free KFC, it was horrid, what are you eating?! I(tom)went to bracknell earlier and it was a mud bath.Anyhow, we'll get back to you when something good happens here..may be a while. We'd like to order some ninja stars, harpoon guns, flame throwers, all the back to the futures, indiana jones',terminators and lord of the rings on dvd please. 68 st peters ave, my mum will get it off the doorstep when it arrives, cheers. Have a good one, Missing you back in thah dhing Tom and Garth. peace to Alex.
