Dublin, Ireland
Helsinki is neither European nor Scandinavian but kind of like a college town where everyone is either blonde and good looking or dumpy and dark haired. They have Irish pubs where people queue for hours to get in, like Coppers but with a better looking class of people. For some reason the bouncers make you pay to put your jacket in the cloackroom even though it's august and nobody wears jackets. It's a sort of 'clothing charge', apparently. We had a genuine - '...