Rich and Laura Hi guys not sure if your home yet, we're in singapore at the moment only a few days left!!! its not fair. I home you enjoyed your time in the Big USA. Anyway all the best what ever you guys are up to.. Rich and Laura

Cousin James Alex, I am the messenger, the harbinger of glad tidings. The Beals have requested a message be forwarded onto you. I am currently wearing a Policemans costume, it will be slowly removed throughout the remainder of the message (the Beals may be infamous but they are also cheap, the professional stripagram was too expensive so you got me! Just be glad it wasnt my father!!) -Removes Hat- Happy Birthday! -Removes tie- I know its a bit late, but the thoughts there! -Removes shirt- And surely its the thought that counts? -Trousers off in a Velcro/ Bucks Fizz kinda way- We hear you are nearing the end of your adventure. -Shoes flung with wild abandon into crowd, whove gathered rather timidly around this vulgar display of man flesh!- We all wish you the best for the rest of your trip -Left standing in socks & Police issue pants. I wont remove anything else itd be too much for your not so young anymore eyes!- We look forward to seeing you and hearing all about your disturbed mental state after the effect of this message! Belated birthday buddy! The Beals

Leah Hey you guys...!! So jealous you're still out there but glad to hear you are loving it all the same - v v deppressing to be home, but today was 32 degrees - hotter than fiji, how does that work?!? Tried to have a conversation in Fijian with the locals, but I lost my touch when leaving the Wana Taki after our practice session it seems, and got some rather strange looks when I was trying to explain I'd been robbed! Jane I'm looking forward to you keeping me posted on your famous relatives, mine are un-intresting and I need some gossip! Hope the rest of your trip is as good as what you've seen so far.... Leah x

smutty matt hey guys, thanx for trhe post cards thought i'm very jealous of the whole neighbours tour, even more so than the fact that youve ridden elephants. lucky gorgeous people, appologies for lack of contact but us drop outs dont get to use the internet much, subway workers saty away from technology-well apart from toasters, keep havin fun stay in touch an i cant wait to see you in august, though no doubt u2 will both be depressed about the end of ur holiday. please excuse any awful spelling/grammer emlyn an i have just downed a bottle of vodka, our last session in swansea!!! miss u xxxx matt p.s. at the risk of sounding gay your hair looks hot jane xx

Vicky Hello from Sydney! I finally quit my job, and have moved on down the coast! Hope that you are having a great time in Fiji, you lucky things- I loved it there! Thanks for coming to visit me in Airlie Beach- twice! How strange that I miss it so much more than I thought I would! I think that I look absolutly awful in those photos and would like to point out that it is Alex who is giving the camera the finger and not me (How rude!)! Keep having fun and adventures and will catch up with you in the Graceland that is Kernow! I get home on the 4th July now, when do you get home? Lots of Love, Vicky.

Jane (from Thailand and Brisbane) Guys (and Jane i fear this probably won't excite you too much) I had to let you know about a new Steve Coogan series. Its called Saxondale and Coogan plays this guy called Tom Saxondale who is a pest controller from Hertforshire. Tom belongs to the generation that still believes the rock songs of the 1970's can change the world, and has a geeky side kick that lives in his spare room who he is training up in pest control. Alex this is apparently so funny it has been called 'Partridge the third series!' Sara is eagerly spreading the word among other Partridge fans. Hope you had an amazing time on Fraser Island.

Melissa & Ian Hey Guys!!!! You both look great (even your very high hair Alex, lovin' it cockney)!!! Hahahaha. Oz looks bloody marvellous, cant wait to go! Very jealous that u both still have your tans! Hahahaha. Enjoy Fiji dudes, and we'll be in touch again. Love ya's XXXXXXX

jane and alex hi everyone!! just wanted to say thanks for all your messages, its always really nice finding a new one and hearing from someone back home! still having an excellent time, going to fraser island this weekend which seems to be THE MOST POPULAR place for everyone we have met! hope u like the photos, lots more coming. try not to wet yourself with excitement, ha ha ha! hope everyone is well! lots of love the brownies x x x

dad and mum Fantastic Jaques Cousteau Great Barrier Reef photos !! Like the new website layout -on the downside Martin Allen seems to be leaving the Bees - at the moment for Tranmere - dad's in a state of denial!! It's raining a lot here but there is still a hosepipe ban !!

Jambo Bealna hailing from the Beal clan of Aaaaannnslaa Hullo Alex and of course 'Alex's girlfriend Jane'. Got the address from Chris after a joyous week in Samoens. It's only taken me a month to work out how to get here and post a message!! Technology, shes a cruel mistress! You missed a good one, but then again you're having the adventure of a lifetime so maybe it was actually us who were missing out? Havent made my mind up on that one yet; a week in France or 6 months around the world!!?? Ill get back to ya. Love the idea of a neighbours tour. Did they let you dance on Helen Daniels grave??? No? They probably wouldnt..... & thats probably in bad taste! Sorry about that! Your trip looks fantastic. The skydive photos look insane! Cant wait to see the DVD you wing-ed beast you! Anyway just wanted to give you some advice. Any aches or pains? Tropical diseases? Blisters? Urinary infections? Blinding pains? Liver disintegrating? Anthrax attacks? the only thing thats really going to help... Lemsip. It'll just take the edge off. Peas. J

Gems Hi guys Still very jealous of your wonderful trip,so pleased every stop seems to be going so well. Only 4 weeks uni to go til I can practice law. Can't wait for summer hols, though brittany with parents is definitely not as appealing as any of your stops. Hugs and love gems xx

Uncle Matt Always knew you had reptile blood in you son. When we saw you a - hatchin' from those giant eggs the nickname 'Alien Al' sprang to mind. No chance encounters with Cambodian tigers like big bruv yet then, eh? We just had some excellent snow fun with the family down Samoens way. Glad to hear the Bees made the play offs yet again (joke). Not so good for Rooney though. Hope all is well down under...Olga sends her love too.

hi alex, its grandma and grandad, thanks for the card with all the info on it. Sound as if you are having a wonderful time. Bring us back a boulder if you can fit it in your back pack. Stay safe love to jane, see you soon lots of love grandma and gramdad.

Gemma and Rose Hey guys!! When you guys going to be in Sydney? Think me and Rose will be there at the beginning of may if you fancy meeting up for a night out sometime? Heard the weathers pretty cold down south - sent all my warm clothes home, nightmare!! It's not long now until we leave for Asia and super excited!! We went to a Koala sanctuary today and got to hold a Koala and feed the Kangers which was pretty cool. You guys should definitely do a trip over to Fraser Island as its awesome, its just one big massive sand castle!! lol Keep having fun Love Gem and Rose x

vicky Hi guys! Loving your site! was just checking out those fab pics of the ice bar and remembering the fun we had! I'm really happy -got a job in Airlie beach, Australia (the gateway to the whitsundays) and you should defo come and stay in the hostel i work in- I get to play minibus driver and holiday rep all day and night! Miss you guys already!! off to meet my new work mates in the pub! Keep having a fab time and let me know where you are in oz and when you are coming to airlie beach (i will be here for 2 months!) love vicky xx