Borat I shed a the tears for end of journies.

danny Birthday greetings from el broido!!!

Susan, Chris and Becky Happy Birthday Ian. The trip look likes it's been fun, fun, fun. Enjoyed keeping up to date with your adventures. Have a fab day. Love Susan, Chris & Becky XXXXXX

Mum and Alan Happy Birthday Ian! Another year older,another year wiser... treasure your wisdom.Have a great day on the river, we will be with you in spirit. Lots of love from Mum, Alan and Grandma and Grandad xxxxxxxxxxxx

Joey Mag you have mail! Check it and get back to me asap! Joey

Borat Hello to you! Please you must excuse the retard a Bilo. He not a make much sense. You would like to know I have made special reportings for the Mag and a Hayleys on the blog page. You must see, you will like! Happy Times!

Bilo Bilo escape!!!! After my brother beat me off for escaping on christmas day before, i now escape again, and have traveled many mile on back of jew w**** (spikey whip) to find man with golden hair and khram almost as big as mine! my friend in this post office let me use his magic screen and gypsie letters for only 2 pulls of his man romancer! i like him! although he will not be my boyfriend. i now search out, in country which smells like my mothers cheese, this man in malaysia! happy time!

corinne redmond Hello Hayley & Ian. I am glad you put lots of pictures on your site. I am still enjoying following your amazing journey. Keep up the super commentary. Take care. Best wishes from Nelson, Lancs. Liked the England shirt at the Zoo too. Corinne Redmond

Stephen McNotClaren Nice picture updates gringos! I'm wondering who the two senior citizens are in some of the pictures? Is it that guy who lives in Nelson and goes to Gibfield day center wiht his female helper? On a more serious note it is nearly the end of the footie season over here and here's the current state at the BOTTOM of the Championship: Burnley 41pts Hull 41pts Barnsley 41pts QPR 40pts -------------------------------- Southend 39pts Luton 36pts Leeds 36pts Burnley play both Luton and Leeds over the next few weeks. Mag get ready to burn your Burnley shirt I reckon they could get relegated, 0 wins in 18 games and Cotterill is still manager, the only reason why is 'cause the English side are even s***ter and Steve McClaren's getting all the stick in the papers, once that ginger gets the sack Cotterill will be next! Haway Accy Stanley I'm supporting them next season, they have a better name for one thing. Did you here about the paki cricket team giving up cricket and taking up Bob slaying?

Big Cuz Hi there T'child(ren), Hope you are both well and enjoying yourself in Sydney. It's lovely to read your update and glad you are both working and managing!!! Ian - what did you say you were managing again? Was it mananging to read condensed soup labels, or will that be a few weeks before you manage that one (ha ha)!!!!!!!??????? Just to let you know, we had a fantastic time in Perth, really enjoyed the cricket (despite the result) and really enjoyed the weather, the dolphins, the company, Christmas on the beach and New Year without Big Ben, however before we knew it, we had returned to the UK (later than planned on 6th Jan) and have been in a deep depression since. Everywhere we have gone a black cloud has followed over our heads (a bit like Pootle from the Flumps-or are you too young to remember them)? Anyway the morale to the story is, make sure you really enjoy every minute you are on your travels because when you come back....it's absolute rubbish with a capital S!! Hope to hear your next installment soon and take care, with lots of love Sarah & Jonny xxxx

leon stobbs!!! Or8t magz and haylz.just bin checking out your pics of your crazy adventure.looks like uve bin avin a wicked time.just bin reading this msg board aswell.joey is off is head.think im guna av to lock im up in his bedroom untill he starts speaking sense again.anyway guna go so keep avin a good time an be safe. p.s can u bring that van ome.its buzzin.

Auntie Shirley It's gone very quiet! Did you peak too early? A bit like Burnley FC

Joey Have you been having many games of Tig on your travels?