James, you need to click on the title that says 'Photos 1' to the right of the screen, it seems to automatically go to 'Photos 2' where there aren't any. That's how I got to it at least, hope it works. You might be disappointed though, there's very little skin exposed (probably a good thing, apparently ian now resembles a lobster that has been wearing a watch). Glad to hear you're getting in shape ready to wow us all on the beach in tenerife ;) Ian, I'll try to refrain from nagging you again, but i hope your latest adventures have involved more culture and less football! Greg may have had a point in his earlier joke about saving money and staying in the moss! Stay safe, unburnt, and stay out of brothels! ;) Lots of love to you both, x x x

Chaps, Brilliant brothel story- ha ha ha 'Classic Johnston' (In a cackling Murray old man voice....) Beach sounds immense, glad your both lovin it. I might be bein a bit of a tit, but I cant get your photos to work. There is just a red cross in the top left hand corner. Any tips on solvin this unfortunate occurance? I was really lookin forward to seein you both in your beachwear.... All quiet here as usual, most interesting thing (in the country, not just my life) that has happened is that ive started a new fitness regime and am now really muscly. And really hard. And sexy. Cokes. P.S- Douglas, people come on hear to discuss Ian and Cuddle's krazy adventures, not hear you bangin on about rubbish amateur football. Just because York lost to a Taiwo Atieno inspired, bottom of the league Tamworth. Why do you always have to be so selfish?

alright lads, glad to hear your having an awesome time, the brothel story really brought a smile. Not much to report from the lovely Preston ex I might be doing some old man stuff next week such as house hunting, personally sounds much better than trecking round exotic islands. York r dogger, Donaldson is going for free at the end of the season (international loophole!) only York. The only thing keeping me reasonably buoyant is the fcat that Forest's recent form is even worse. P.S Preston local leagues update...Douglas: Games, 5, goals, 6!!!

hey boys glad to see your having a fab time, cant believ you guys are buming around on a beach while im having to write 16,000 words this term you lucky b*****s lol! uni is still intact you will be pleased to hear, and unfortunately the carlton hasnt been closed down yet , but i can only hope hehe! the photos look ace btw, you gota put more up!! hope you two dont get into too much trouble, and jono if your running out of money you should make nick dance for cash, you might not get much for him but its always a special sight lol!! take care kat x x

the first good thing to come out of the australian summer is a wonderful 92 run victory over the aussies!!! we could still make it passed the group stages of the world cup! the star buy of the transfer window was by reading...they bought DUBS for less than £1m and england beat the scots in the calcutta cup with jonny wilkinson gettin MotM, a try and numerous points too.

hey guys glad to see everyone is fine, we are now in koh phi phi and avery is updating the blog so hopefuly he will tell you how awesome it is here. Guys from the Bank, i refuse to believe profits are down due to my influence, based on the face that i did b***** all whilst there mostly. Carole, Ko lanta is probably our next stop as it looks easy to get to from krabi and a couple we met the other night said it was great so we wil check out where you stayed and stuff. Magee, We are loving it out here mate, hope your still enjoying army life but if not you can always teach them 4 choird improv to boost morale. Cant do the accompanying stuff mind, for obvious reasons. Hope everyone is good and will update soon Ian

Alright Chaps? Hope things are going well and it's all you hoped it would be, as I've told you (Nick) on several occasions I am inordinately jealous of you guys going walkabout, relish it, it'll be the best thing you ever do. Sorry I missed you before you set off Nick but you know what things are like here. As indeed they said the Intermediate term is far busier than the first one (wasn't sure how that was possible but the b******s have managed to pull it off somehow) but we are doing some good stuff. For example while you were riding elephants I had the priviledge to spend a week in Thetford digging a trench, only to watch it being filled in in about 2 minutes by a JCB at the end, who says the British Army don't know how to maintain morale! Honestly though, throw yourself into it; jump off cliffs, eat stuff that even Boswell wouldn't have touched, get gut rot, chat up (unbeknownst to you) a lady boy in a bar, just enjoy every minute and get everything you can from it. All the best and take care chaps. Maart

Hope you will be back soon - profits are well down since you went away. Not even seen Alex in here for a while. Must ask him about the Fantasy League ! he has kept that one quiet.

Your future brother in law is now bottom of the Fantasy League at least 10 points breathing space!! As the Arabs have pulled out of buying LFC have a word with someone in the Thai government to see if they are still interested, while your there!!

Hey Nick and Ian. Am able to view your blog from my new work so I'll be able to keep up with all your exploits. willy was saying his mates went to Thailand and got vvvvvv pissed. One was an Arsenal and one a Forest supporter. The next morning the aresenal fan woke up with a massive forest badge on his foot! so be careful or you may have to switch your allegiences! Luce x

Hey guys, glad to see your having a wicked time, it really is out of this world up in the North eh, but just you wait till you get down South, I have to tell you my favourite Island is Ko Lanta, right at the South of the Island theres this place called SunMoon Bungalows, and you live in a bamboo worl with a gorgeous beach pretty much of your own. You have to go there, and tell them you know me and they'll treat you like kings! Have a great time guys, im following you as you go, just because im so jealous, after returning home from my 2 year travels. Stay safe - easier said than done, i know. Try to squeeze no more than 10 in the back of a ute. And take it easy on the Chang eh at least if you want to remember any of it ;) !!!

Ah I figured out how to see the pictures, they're great :D On another note, I went for my Lancaster audition on Tuesday and I'm happy to say I've been accepted. Thought you ought to know :)