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Alright Nick. Don't know if you got my email but sorry I forgot to ring you back about helping you set up a blog. Needles to say it looks like it doesn't matter as you've got one anyway. I'm enjoying reading it now that I've actually discovered where the journal entries are. For a week I kept going to the front page wondering why you weren't updating it. How silly of me. Remember I'm going out there in Easter so let me know the best place to get myself some (preferably underage) ladyboy action. Aidan

pps ..let me know where Tom W is ...as I say I have some friends over there who would like to go and watch him play etc Take care

Hi guys Sound like you had a great trip ..really jealous!! All ok here, still no heating so at least you are in the right place for keeping warm ..how hot is it ? Looks like I might be in Jakarta ( Indonesia) around the 8th march ...to be confirmed on Wedsnesday this weeek..I am sure you have no idea where you will be by then so will leave any arrangements to meet up till nearer the time. Take care ...ps The Ents sorry Trees were stuffed, fortunately LUFC had no game so was able to enjoy reading the Sunday Sports section for once !!

Gents, Trek sounds all good, the thought of u two lumbering your way through the jungles of South East Asia in old trainers and novelty t shirts has brought a smile to this old mans face! All quiet here, the glorius wkend of footballing success went pear shaped tho. Im actually well glad u two didnt see it, all our fans were wavin inflatable European Cups (yes, past glories etc before u make a hilarious remark Avery) and Lineker was being a smug little twat. "Its a great day out for the league one club", "the merry men of Nottingham have come down to steal from the rich etc". To be honest we were absolute rubbish, completely bottled it and were unbelieveably outclassed. It reminded me of the United game against Arsenal las week. All our players were completely ouuta their depth and ive never seen such an inept performance as Grant Holt put in, bloody donkey. The best way to sum it up is after the 1st half Forest had: 0 shots, 0 corners, 1 offside and only 19% of possession! I cried myself to sleep last nite.... Hope you've finished donning ur make up now Avery and Jonno has combed his chest beard and are both enjoyin a few beers, see u in a bit.

Yo it's Elaine here, Man U won today 2-1 both scored by Rooney, Portsmouth goal was a deflection from Kanu. I'm well jealous about the elephants, and I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who didn't know what a tuk tuk was (by the way mother told you not to go on those, she says be more careful.) Anyway don't know when you'll get around to reading this, can't wait to see some of your pictures up. Bye bye for now. p.s. think I did ok on my as history exam and my play starts on wednesday, wish me luck :D

Alright Ian, Glad to hear you got there ok. Don't worry, Sal and I are sorting out all the problems you left us with here!!! Found any good curry houses yet? Hope you're having a good time. Bet you're missing prank patrol as well!

Oh, and have you seen any Ladyboys yet (excluding Nicky in his new outfit)? If so I want pics. And of Thai Boxing.

Nicky, Iany. Good to hear about you krazy adventures, sounds awesome. I might be being a bit stupid, but whats a Tuk Tuk? As i'm sure youre aware, its FA cup this wkend and Jose's unbeaten record at the Bridge will be being ended by the Mighty Trees. Its on BBC so i hope you'lll both be tuning in. In other news, United are playing Portsmouth but I dont even think its on TV- if I hear the result ill try and post it for you both. P.S- Jonno, did Nick propose? (he told me he was going to do after you're romantic elephant ride) P.P.S- Congratulations on the job Lucy

Now then Nick nack...... glad you've made it over safe and all. I got the job! woo! start on the 1st tho ( a thurs) so they don't have to pay me for a whole month. Bloody government, cheap gits. Anyway, want to hear a very un pc joke about Thailand? Ok, you'll hear it anyway... A Thai guy get offered a job in a British Sewerage company. He gladly takes the job, comes over to England and is informed he'll be in charge of the supplies. No worries. All seems great thinks the manager, he speaks great English and the Thais work hard... Anyway, 3 weeks have passed and the guy's completely disappeared. No supplies or orders have come through and the manager is seriously pissed off. He storms off down one of the tunnels dertermined to find him. At which point the Thai jumps out of the darkness and yells SUPPLIES!!!!!!! ha ha ha - well it made me laugh anyway. And....it snowed here yesterday! in London! Travel chaos tho - 2 1/2 hours to get to work. Bloody Red Ken and Transport for London. One day he'll pay..... Laterz...... your loving sis xxxx

Nick Hope you had a good trip to the bridge ..just a quick one..a friend of mine who lives in Charlotte wants to know where Tom Wollard is playing, can't remember .. let me know when you can. Ta. Dad

Hi guys, Glad to see you are sampling the delights of bangok .. at least the ones you have posted!! Of course bi Li Bremner is well known in Thailand..after all he was the greatest mid field dynamo ever! All ok here, the central heating has packed up, freezing cold and Chelsea won last night ..beat Wycombe 4 -0 . Lampart missed 10 sitters ! No change there then. By the way ..Lucy got the job she went for , really pleased for her. Enjoy your trip to the bridge and remember don't feed the elephants and don't get arrested .. well not yet you only just got there ! Take care . Dad