Well you girls - I've looked at all your pics & (Ted: "brilliant") - now you be good, take care of yourselves. Shelley love you lots; looks as if you're having a bonza time - got to settle down when you get home!!!!!

xxxxxxx Nanny & Grandad

Hey guys, I have now arrived in NZ safe and sound with the biggest surprise ever - My lil sis and 2 of her fellow friends, bless. Was great to see a friendly face and have a hug.

My plans may change slightly now altho i'm really pleased she has come out to experience the whole traveling thing, bloody awesome. Will update journal soon and add pics when i have some other than shelley stuffing her face. xx

Hi Hollie Dollie - hope you are okay? speak soon x

Well hello Jamie, no i'm not married, but i am old, wrinkly, Jade Goody lookalike facially, with Dawn French curves, maybe a tad of Jo Brand too......but absolutely loaded!! stil tickle your fancy? ha ha

Anyway Hols sounds like you having bril time, so envious, seriously missing you now. Hope you don't mind but chels and Joer have their ball in 3 weeks, they have raided your wardrobe, they quite liked the look of your ball dresses!!! Got no jokes that are suitable for message board, but will send to you direct.

The Easter bunny said that i could have your egg as i have been a very good girl and that you will only get fat or fatter.....!!! As i am already fat it won't really show that i am getting fatter.... you know me always one to take advantage of a situation.

Nanny fine, kids fine, Mar fine, Carole still an a******..... work fine no rewind, Emma left so now theres me and me..... hey go way to go, but earning loads of dosh, talkin of which do you need any??? don't say no if you mean yes..... you can clean my house for a month when you get back that sounds fair.....

Well must go sposed to be doing a report .... yeah right,

Speak soon darling be good be safe sweetie, love you millions

Anti Trude x x x x x

Alright hols, looks amazing, very jealous, etc etc. Anyway, just wondering, is anti trude married?

Clean joke for you just come in.....

Bird flu has arrived in the uk and is attacking all wild and old rough birds - just letting you know that i'm a bit better today x

A bit naughtier anyone under the age of 18 look away now....

Paddy said to Murphy, Got me sleeping tablets and viagra mixed up this afternoon. Ended up having 40 w***s!!

got some more Hols but as this is for public viewing will send them to you on your personal email

x x x x

hiya Hollie Dollie

2nd lot of piccies look really interesting, but the first batch were preferable, noticed you are specialising in the male specimen....! why am I not surprised.. will email you wiv all the goss... love you loads, be good be safe and if you can't manage to do that remember the date. x x x x x x

Hey holly wolly, keep those photos coming they r amusing me alot!!! Looks like ur having an amazing time, so jealous!! Thnking of goin to work in tenerife for the summer, get a tan n all that!!! Love life? Pulled/got it on with any fitties?! I've got a boyf!! Take care xxx

Who is Ben??? Looks very fit!
You look pissed in most of the photos.

Happy Valentine's!

Hello!! Have you finally arrived in Sydney? Love the photos and you look great in your bikini. I am so jealous....
HIYA - YES I'M NOW IN SYDNEY AND ITS TOTALLY AMAZING, GOT SO MUCH TO DO AND SEE BUT ITS NOT SUNNY TODAY SO JUST CATCHING UP ON THINGS? HOW ARE YOU? GOSS? EVERYONE WELL?

hey babes looks like fun, he he wats up with your lips in the pic with you and karl kenndy?
NO IDEA MATE, BIT RANDOM BUT PROB TOO MUCH ALCOHOL!! hoW'S YOU? ANY PLANS TO GET AWAY?