Hey hows it going in Fiji? I am rather bored doing work.... but we are looking 4 a house woohoo! We also have a new blue shiney car cuz the other broke. Carl slept with Izzy again...she drugged him....susan knows skys baby is really stingrays and is threatening to tell. Elle is pretending to have a fatal illness to keep Dylan and stop him and sky getting back together even though that is what he really wants. Oh and lyn and paul slept together...all very devious! Hope you two are having mighty fun....miss yous
xxxKTxxx
James
Hi Guys,
Can't believe everyone just updates you on Neighbours here! is there nothing else to talk about? So.......um.......... Cameron, the normal (well just about) son of Paul, is persuing mafia daughter/nun, Carmella, over phone calls he overheard (while in a coma?!) of her sounding upset, around the same time conor disappeared! Are Neighbours trying to tell us something? Meanwhile, monotoned and slightly Japanese looking Katya is becoming obsessed with Max - watch out Max!! The never in work, good doctor Karl is on the verge of getting back together with Susan - who is having problems controlling Rachel and the wildly out of control, chess playing, Zeke. Also Lyn and Paul are looking like getting together (Oh God no! bring back joe mangle!)
Hope your both ok, check your emails han!
Love (your bro) James
Lynds
oh no im mortified...just wrote you the longest neighbours update n pressed the wrong button n as if by some evil comp magic its gone!!!
oh dear will have to start again :(
Kt And Fi
Hey bealer and evans,
Glad you are having fun. Obviously we are having much more fun: check out our website www.marvellous-somerset.blogspot.com it is obviously amazing. Keep looking for up dates on our adventures. Just watching some nun loving on neighbours...very racy.
Hello, I have bought a house in cardiff, it' very exciting,can't move in for ages though, grr. Katy's kids thought she was 52 and some of their ambitions include being a kebab man and shooting people, well it is bridgwater!
Have lots of fun in fat people land and put all your money on red 16! xxx
Yo Mama (Ok, Emily Then)
Woooooooord from Landan town! I totally forgot about your message board and was convinced you were dead. You know you can email a list of people to tell them when you make a new journal. Or is nobody as forgetful/busy (haha) as me.
On the sandwich topic, pickles are always good. I think most branches of Subway now know me as the girl who comes in and says "more pickles... they're free right? OK, more... nope, more".
More recently I have taken to eating reduced sushi because it's the only thing on sale in tesco when i have my lunch break at 10 O CLOCK IN THE BLOODY EVENING! But working at 1Xtra is more than making up for it. Woo hoo!
Glad you are having fun in my home country. Gary, the pictures of you in Central Park remind me of Primrose Hill.
Lots of love to you both xxx
Ellaarr
I purchased a bacon, brie and cranberry sandwich today that was humungous and delicious - although I felt the bacon to brie ratio could be improved - either more bacon or less brie next time. Good effort though.
Big love to all. xxx
Bronwynne
Hey there you jet setters... sounds like you are ahving a blast! I've told some of my friends everything that you are doing and they are all really jealous... they keep asking where you were in the world! so glad i'll be able to save some of those photo's of your last night in nyc, when I was still there in the hostel! hope you are both well! luv bronz
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ok. well put
ME
One must realise that I never proclaimed myself King, nor do I consider myself an expert in the said field. This is however, a matter which I have come to gain much experience. I simply wished to relay some of this wisdom and share it with a fellow enthusiast.
I was merely looking out for your personal wellbeing and in doing so, hoped to avoid a potential nasty sandwehedge mishap on your behalf. Believe me, Ive been there & it aint pretty.
Remember kids: Its just not worth it.
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i believe it is you who is the fool sire, for not being open minded enough. by insistently proclaiming yourself the king of sandwollies, you are heading for a mishap. DO you not know pride comes before a fall?
ME
Pâté? With Brie!?
Fool. The Art of the Perfect Sadwadge is a dangerous one and not to be attempted by amateurs. The correct accompaniment would have been bacon, preferably of the smoked variety. Chicken and pâté however, sounds most delightful and I may well be reporting on it soon. Watch this space Thanks for the inspiration.
Party on dude : )
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It was me, good sir, on the phone to dreaded leprichorn in your presence. It has been puzzling me for a while.
I am sure a simple slice of ham/chicken/beef would enhance the already sublime sandwozzle; or hoe about substituting the mayo for some pate?