Hey guys - will you sort it out and update your site please! Some pictures or summut!!!!

Ma and the kids joy riding!!

Hiya Nobbys.

Ma tried posting you a message the other night. Looks like it never got through. Seems like she's pissed the website manager off too then!! Only joking, she's having a ball down here and chilling out. The only problem is she is stinking out my garage with the smell of stinking fags!! I am trying to get her to stay for a longer period but she says she needs to get back. Netto must have a sale on!!

Ma has asked if I can put the spare bed up in the garage for her as she thinks it'll be more comfortable. Is she on crack??

I nearly sent her home the other day. Went to the Village Fete on Saturday and while I was watching the Punch and Judy show with the kids, she drove over my fingers in that f***ing Chicken Chaser!! Everyone was laughing and I had to pretend it didn't bother me but I could have knocked her out!!

Had a great time at our summer ball the other night. Kate and I went as the Flintstones and while she was asleep in the afternnon, I turned her Chicken Chaser into the Flintsones' car!! It looked awesome!! We were nominated for an Oscar for it. Some loser who went as the Tinman won, apparently he made his himself. I tried to argue my case, saying that my disabled mother was now without transport!! Still didn't win. We got in at 5am and the kids got us up at 7am!! Living the dream!! I dozed a few times after that until the final straw when Gillan had a in the living room then came upstairs and wiped his arse on our bed!! He got Kate's side, so I am not that bothered too much!!

Right kids, I am off now and hope you all have a great time in Cyprus. Look forward to seeing you all soon,

Kev, Katie, Olivia and s***ty Pants!!
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Graham you're dead!!!!

haha! my mum and dad r laughin like mad! :):):):)

I KNEW IT!!!!

MINGERRRRRR!!!!

Hey - Graham you cheeky s***e! My Dad aint Welsh he may s*** sheep but that dont make hime Welsh! My Daddy is a wee Paddy!!! Ok!! I will see you on Tuesday!

Eh.... I dont get it..??

I like thai birds.... most of em anyways!

Nev, you cant call anyone for being a sheep shagger you welsh c***

haha!

........ And doesn't like thai birds!

he`s most likely a sheep shagger from Leeds who`s s*** at music.

Dont know who that 'Comedy Genius' guy is but he's obviously the funniest guy in the world. No doubt hes the the most talented a best looking person in the world as well.....

I wish I were him....

Hmm....