hello, went out a few nights ago with a band we've got to know and did't get in till 4.30am took us almost 2 days to get over it! then we had drinks with the owners of the hotel and the new owner of the "garden hut" bar thats just opened on the grounds, some people from the hotel across the road complained to the owners about people being lound and drunk so they are gonna have to stand infront of a mirror and tell them selves off.
nev didn't do the bungie jump as they wanted £30 for it cheeky sods, thats 6mths wages out here! so he will do it in oz where he will be in safer hands and have insurance cover.
spent most of today in bed watching films (great in it) burnt my face a bit the other day so we have stayed out of the sun for 2 days but i'll catch some rays tomorrow no doubt, still haven't sent any more pics yet but we will before we leave on monday.
bye for now, love
patsyann n nev
Grey
Heya Guys!
Been a while since Ive left a message on here but looks like I havent missed much. Boring!
Funny story about wearing the wrong knickers!! I just feel sorry for the poor biitch thats walking round with your grubby underwear on!! Mingin! I bet she's melted by now...
Just emailing to tell you I finally have your $$$ for you Nev! I keep getting it then spending it before transferring it over cos i keep loosing your bank details! Email em over to us please mate and put patsy anns favourite flavour of crisps in there so i know its your details and not some dodgy geek who's monitoring these messages! Sneaky...
Are you sure you want to spend Christmas in glorious weather on a beach, the other side of the world from all the stress and gloom of the UK? Im sure you'd rather spend Christmas night spending hours trying to guess jackies shiit charades whilst uncle sean is doing the YMCA on the dinner table...
Take Care Guys!
Laura
Looks like Nan sussed it then - whats she like (overdrawn-ha ha ha) Just though id say hi - but ive just sent you a essay by email!!! This message is really for liz - liz could you please put your email address on here for me as i've never got credit!!! And i've has a few txts off you and not replied - feel really rude!!! NOT!! Like mother like daughter!!! Loveya loads - love you too mum n dad lolly. x x x x x x x x x x
Mam
was joking abuot the debt but you need to contact them son
civic is paradise.
Mum
lloyds tsb internet banking would like you to contact them on the following number
00442074812614. they say you are overdrawn lots of love mam
Patsyann
hi again, well no rash and nothing has erupted or fallen off so i guess i live to tell another tale!
we went out and found a huge tesco's yesterday and i got 2 great pairs of shoes, a pair of shorts, t shirt and a lovely skirt the lot less then £10, bargin.should have bought some new thongs! we went out last night to a quiz night and came last, 26 out of 60! thick or what?
kev, didn't even know that the rabbit DAVE had babies or could! bet your pleased gillan is wearing football shorts now instead of olivia's princess dress and shoes! nev said he is just in denial (and i don't mean de river) still you went through the same phase till you were 26 mate.
well off to the beach, nev is going to the gym (or to find more thongs?)
lots of love, patsyann and nev x
Laura
Oh my God, Oh my God - Oh my God!!! Cant believe you were wearing some tarts knickers!!!! You'll have to get down to you're nearest clinic!!!! ha ha ha - i was laughing my head off! Least we can laugh about it. I gave Nan her notebook and she thought it was lovely - and hate you both for getting a cottage on the beach for Christmas!! She said you make her sick -ha ha ha!! Just wait till i tell her about the kincker business - nancy quigley eat your heart out!!! Right gonna have to go as not on lunch yet!! I'll email you. Love ya tons n tons - miss you like mad! Take care - lolly, jay n coco. x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
Kev Mac
Hiya mates,
Pats, What does Santa say as he comes down the chimney? Ho Ho Ho and that's wat you are now after wearing that Ho's knickers!! Kate was nearly sick when she heard it, I just laughed, she's such a girl!! I reckon Nev did it on purpose cos he slept with one of them and just in case he gave you a dose, he got you a pair of their knickers to say that's where it came from!!!! Minger!!!!!!
Life here is going well and we are all getting ready for Christmas now. I am organising the Christmas Ball at the moment in the mess and it's going to be the dogs!! So as you can imagine I am very busy with all that, so sorry if you feel I have neglected you both. On the other hand, why should I give a toss a about a Ho and a pisshead!!
Kids are fine, Gillan has been getting more of an attitude lately and thinks he is either Dash (from The Incredibles), Buzz Lightyear or a football boy! He comes downstairs wearing a pair of football shorts and if he goes out, as soon as he comes back in, he takes his trousers off and puts his shorts back on.
Olivia is really enjoying school but has the memory span of Abbie!! You ask her to get dressed and if you go into her bedroom to see what he is up to, she's playing with her toys. Ask her what she was suppoised to be doing and she doesn't know!! This can go on for a while, that's women for you, never listening!!
The pair of them miss each other like mad when they are apart but within a few minutes of getting together again, they are fighting. At the moment if ou raise your voice, Gillan shouts at you, puts his finger to his lips and says Sssshhhhh, baby rabbits are asleep!! Cheeky little sod. Speaking of the baby rabbits, they are all doing well and we have got homes for all of them thank god!! They will be able to leave on Christmas Eve, might even bump the price up a bit!!
Well, I will say cheerio for now and hope you get over all of your diseases, Alchoholic and Venerial and carry on living the dream!! Nev keep doing the 'middle room' and keep it real!!!!
The Macs
Patsyann
hello everyone, spent the last few days sunning our selves at the beach, nev went to see a dentist and has had his teeth whitened by laser, he now has a very hollywood smile just like lassie!
the hotel has a laundrey service that we use, picked up our washing the other day and got ready in a rush to get to the pub, didn't realise till i went to the loo that the thong i was wearing was NOT mine!
the only other women staying at the hotel are thai go go girls (prostitutes) so, yep i was wearing some go go girls thong! minging! had to drink lots of vodka for the trauma of it all. nev drank lots more than me and was getting louder & louder told him to hush so he shouted b******s at the top of his voice when the band had finished the song thats what beer, vodka & zambuka does to you, so just say no kids!
well its 11.20am and nev is only just coming round, so not gonna get to the beach till lunchtime but as we're not on a time table no worries.
we have been in the shopping centre's here and its so wierd to see xmas trees up when its so hot, glad we're not running round like headless chickens trying to get things sorted for xmas! but i will miss not spending it with friends and family, don't worry though i'm sure we will have a great time in perth!
well i'm gonna try and get piss head into gear, talk to you soon
lots of love n stuff patsyann & nev x
Nev
what am I going to do today? go to work? get stressed? no I think I'll go to the beach! f*** it's a hard life
Nev
no wonder your single b****!!!!!!! love you nev and bird
