Well today was a day like no other and made me lose faith in all humanity. Daddy has told me of years of evolution to arrive at the level we are at today. Unfortunately all that had re-set itself on our flight. Before I tell you about that, let me tell you about our morning. After a long lie in, we went down for breakfast. This was the best breakfast as I got to see Daddy trying to be crafty and nick some breakfast food. He was about as subtle as brick to the side of the head. After breakfast we sat downstairs and waited in cold for the bus to arrive. Now on to the dumbest flight ever. We got to the airport and Daddy went of looking for a trolley. He came back looking annoyed as someone wouldn't give him a trolley so he dragged all the bags into the airport. He then went to ask a staff member for help and she was just rude to Daddy, if Mummy didn't hit her, I would. We eventually found a nice staff member who helped and got us checked in. We boarded the flight and was told we had to keep our coats with us and not to store them as the flight was full. As we taxied and the flight was empty we were baking in our coats. Next they wouldn't let me have a belt. They said that if I had a belt, then in the event of an accident it will do damage to me, are they that stupid that they wouldn't know the damage that would be done without a seat belt? Then came the moment when ants became smarter than man. How hard is it to open a door? Apparently extremely. Me, Mummy and Daddy sat there watching one person at a time come up and being stumped by the door, one girl had to call her friend to come work out how to open the door. Bing, at last the seat belt sign came on as we due to land. Did this stop the stupidness? No not at all. This was the cue apparently to go to the toilet, which the stewardess allowed as she belted her self into her own seat. The wheels had barley touched the ground when someone else tried to stand up and go to the loo. We had never been so glad to be of a flight. Daddy was upset as the airline had decided to cut open his padlock to gain access to his case. It's alright as I gave him a hug. Love you Mummy and Daddy. It was good news in the end as we arrived at the hotel in Indian Rocks and Daddy mentioned we were on honeymoon and they upgraded our room to an apartment. It's great.