Barcelona, Spain
This cough is definitely the plague, definitely. I assume cause of my superhuman western immunity it’s why I haven’t died yet. To be honest I’ve had this plague since Paris a month ago, a MONTH ago. Dam you to *cough* hell *cough* flem!
I visit a Pharmacia with the disco strobe lights out the front in the quest to slay this burden. I conjure up my best Spanish that involves me pretending to cough into my hand. The man in the lab coat looks puzzled, maybe h...