Arrived by night bus to inle. JJ freakin express insisted on making us disembark for 30 mins just as I was falling asleep. Minimal sleep occurred thereafter. Staying at sandalwood hotel, flies everywhere, a timeless classic. Had a nap and wandered around to find wifi and inform individuals at home that we are still alive. Ate a delightful chocolate pancake at inle palace. Then made way to red mountain winery via excellent tuk tuk. View from vineyard fab, reminded me of Cali with mountains everywhere. Got tasting menu for £1.70, then got £6 bottle of mystery wine served with casual block of ice. Home in tuk tuk with some drunken chips at a Burmese families home, marigold.