Gawd. Dude, what is happening in this photo?: http://www.statraveljournals.com/g-funk/photos/kjille%202%20april%20166.jpg Can someone say, "exxxhibitionist"?? o_O

Twatfink Member #1 Alreet Lah! Hope you had the safest of trips home! We Miss you like a fat kid loves cake! Take care now mardy bum! Namibia f*** YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dune-yah What's this I hear about a Hollister shirt? I work at Hollister... you should get me to buy things for you. I get the discount. When the hell are you coming home? We're trying to plan a f***ing trip here, and we can't do it without some DATES. Fack, I miss you. I miss you like I'd miss one of my kidneys - I mean, I'm getting by, but it's like I always have to tinkle. COME HOME! You know? Toronto? The burbs? The place you left so you could have the f***ing time of your life? Come home and inject some of that "time of my life" ish into our pathetic, mundane existances. I know Montreal is nothing compared to what you're experiencing there - but it's all us poor saps have got! COME HOME! I can't stress that last point enough. If you haven't found yourself by now... it's not gonna happen. :P I love you, I miss you, COME HOME!

Bron Hey baby. Rough life being a volunteer eh? going to see concerts, riding quad bikes over sand dunes in Namibia, drinkin' every night on Long Street.. Man! South Africa sounds 'extravagant'. haha. Joking. Glad your experience was as profound as you thought it would be. Luv ya.

ZMP ZOMGGGG, I can't believe [Deeepest Blue] you went to see Robbie Williams!!! I was actually thinking of buying tix for his European tour, but I think they were all sold out and they were hella exxxpensive and I only have one pancreas. Oh, and how could you succumb to scalpers? They're supposed to be the competition! lol. Nice pics, I see your emo fingernails in one of them, HAWT. And where are the pics of you in your posh new Hollister shirt? HELLOOOOOOOO.

ZMP 12 hours?? That is like a hip hop festival, wow. I like Rihanna's new song/cover. Can you bootleg that for me when she performs it? lol, thanks. POSH. I've never had a pedicure/manicure before, but my sister has. I am jealous. You know what that means, we need pictures of your hands and feet now.

TiaN Mi mI ummm... just to give u a bit of a heads up, i don't wanna run off and get hitched when u get back...i need at least another decade of serious partying...o man! ur 'feeling like a parent' spiel is freaking me out! - no, but really, i didn't know u had such a strong connection with kids...it truly is beautiful. Can you take pics of them and the orphanage? - send them to me if u feel wierd about posting them on the internet...i wanna see this place and ur favourite kiddies. man o man, ur an awesome guy:) give those kids some lovin' for me. XOXOXOXOXO

ZMP DUDE, so you ARE stealing pics for your journal entries. LOL, *busted*. :P

sexy lover suuuup guuy?? ^o) shiet jus read ur last entry... that's really scary. yea you got to stay away from dem local killers.... i thought that's like a given but apparently paul likes to tread in dangerous waters! lol hope everything else is going well tho, ur pics are amazing! hey my cous is in south africa right now too!! she's on vacation with her hubby.. hey maybe u've run into them! anyway, jus keep up the good work there, and God will take care of the rest! cheers!

Dunjeet Pt. 2 OHM! HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULY WALLY PUMPKIN FACE! I love you like a fat kid loves cake... with ice cream on the side... and a cherry on top! I hope you're having THE BEST birthday EVER! When you come home, we're SO getting drunk. (Again). I'm going out tonight and getting wasted in your honour. How sweet is that? Missing you! Hope you're having a blast!

Ms MiMi Hey baby!!! HAPPY 21st! Drink your heart out on the African plains! i'm gonna miss seeing u drunken...and that red RED face:( haha. i can't believe ur doing this...i'm in awe. keep up the excellent work...and take advantage of that cheap beer... XOXOXOXO

ZMP Happy bday Ching Chong! That address you gave me better be correct, otherwise I'm gonna be making one South African very happy with some imported goods.

Amy Hey Paul. I can't believe there are freakin MOUNTAINS outside your house! Orphans are cool too, I guess, if you're into that sort of volunteering and making a difference hoopla. Keep on taking picutres and having the experience of a lifetime!

dan hey buddy, guy, pal, friend! hop ever-tins bin goin smootly, maan! ( i said south afrrriiiccca, not jamaica) puahahaaa! wishing you an early HAPPY BIRTHDAY! being born on the 18th of the month is sooo easy to remember! lol. dun be hugging the orphans too tightly there pal ;)

dunjeet-lee Just boozing it up, eh? Could've stayed in Toronto and done that... I guess the weather is nicer down there... and it's cool 'cause you get to do it with kids... and when they're drunk they're CRAZY mofos... but come on! Missing you! Take lots of pictures because my memory is starting to fade. All I really remember now is that you're Asian and I'm wondering if you can see anything at all when you smile... BAHAHAHAHA! Ok, feel better soon, come home safe, and have a GREAT time while you're down there. Don't forget to update us! We looooooove you!