Obviously I've been doing all the tourist traps. Yesterday was Granville island, so legit. Imagine st. lawrence market but much bigger, on an island, huge crows nearby and no flayed rabbits hung in the windows.

Kind of a fail gettin there. On 2d google maps in looked like the bridge from downtown took u right to the island. I was strolling along and enjoying the view until I realized I was strolling over the island. Using my ninja stealth I did manage to make it.

Vancouver apparently had a fetish for neon lights because that s***s everywhere. On the island there were lots of retro fluorescent lights making It look pretty cool. The people are actually so fit it hurts. Even theres and a&w on every corner and tons of fattening cheap sushi (which I will soon indulge) there are few tubbies clunking along.
Olay and I shoved a fried feast with some peachy cocktaily drink at this place cats social house. It was delicious obv and then we grabbed some gelato after taking the ferry 'spirit of Ned' back to shore. Yes the spirit of Ned.

Digression: at the bar last night , I got there aroundddddddd say 945. It seems to be getting earlier and earlier it's ghetto I'm aware. Anyway around 11 (still pretty quiet) all of a suddens I look Over and this guy is tweakingggggg out. He passed out hit his head and cut his finger. Looking banji, he is convulsing and freaking out. All of a sudden madonnas birthday tunes cut out and the lights are on and there are firemen and parameddies Pon di scene putting this guy in a stretcher. I was pretty D when it happened so I just sat and watched as if it was a 3d episode of ER. Just an FYI.

Met up with cristian today at work to get his keys, cause im moving in for the weekend!! He showed me the nude beach we may hit up tonight. A.k.a. Jokessssss I dont know if Vancouver is ready for this jelly. Aaaaaaand this will prob be my 5th night in a row doing the d-ranx I'm a huge barstar around here.

Ps definitely feeling the alcs as part of my body now. I woke up in such a drunk heat sweat I literally was panting and had to pour cold water on my face. Then I find out check out is 10am, honestly though 10am? Really? I was sweating just thinking about packing up.