well where do i start prob right at the begining!!!!
So everything was just normal me and jenny were working away in our jobs jenyns contract was coming to an end so jen went off to find herself a new job! By god did she find the bestest backpakers job EVER!!!
walked into the s***test recrutment agancy and with out even as much as saying her name she got offered a job in an army camp in in the middle of no where, free accomidation and food, cheep drink and the ratio was 9-1! i mean what a job!! so straight away she was on the phone to me and with in a week we were on a flight to somewhere we couldent pronounce or find on a map and everyone askes us y are you going there? we totaly thought we had made the wrong desision!Boy were we wrong!
Arrived in Palmston North expecting a guy to be picking us up it ended up bing one off the supervisors from he mess dallas!(dick head) but anyway arrived 1 hour later totaly not what we expected, told it was the desert but it wasnt what we thought a desert was!! our accomodation was called "the hostels" and we had a room with a sink in it wasnt too bad and had the most amazing view out the back! a huge mountain caled" rapahu" and it had snow on it and everything!!
hadnt even opend our bags when a lulu and rez invited us out- would of being rude to say no!What a night!!
So we went to the bar called "the garrison" its the bar the juniours go to drink in and got pished! rez was working behind the bar so we got cheeper drinks i mean $2 for a rum thats not even a pound aaahhhh! ment some folk a firman called Eddie( ".....because hes a fireman..."- long story), Arron an older dude( turned our quite scary actualy wanted in jennys pants), and a load of other dudes who we ended up playing drinking games with! 1 off the rules is if you spill your drink you have to "table suck" it off NICE!! see the photos!! After went to th RSA the only pub on the mail road had another couple of bevs before walking home jesus they said 20 min like an hour later we finaly got to the hostles!!
So the main reason we were they was to work which we did our little butts off! Was working in the Sagents mess which was just serving the food clearing plated etc was a peice off piss really! Our IC which she liked to call herself was a dick she was made us do all the work and everything well enough about that lesbian( she is we sware). made good mates with some of the guys on course, mainly a guy called Jock who we nicknames strap! was a quality guy wait till you see the photos! apsolutly mental man!!!
Had many a night out in the RSA due to the garri closing at 7.30 most week night on one ocation we met our men fitz(craig) and eddie what an impression i gave off started singing to my self that be ok if the only line i shouted out hadent been " ...iam easy..." nice!!
That weekend i was working so on the sunday we had our very 1st offical " party at the hostels" played cups with casks of wine was a very messy night to say the least, some random dudes turned up and when i asked him what his name on he kept telling me he was an lawer, 2 min later he KOed on the floor! Eddie was wasted and fell into the window which smashed luckly he was ok and aparently eddie lay on the floor while i pored wine into his mouth???
The following thursday Jock Strap invited us into the bar... what a night me and jen were working at 6am the next morning intending on having 1 bev we got pritty drunk. hock at last orders bought a bottle of bourbon at drank is straight from the bottle the paraded around the mess half naked humping the pool table! what a nutter!!Rolled home at 1.30am next head ache!
It got soo bad that we had to have a meeting with our bosses about our " IC" we told her how she dont work and is always on a power trip how she always picks on me etc etc! her problem with us was we put too many breakfast bowls out! what a dick!!
That weekend was labor week end so we all decided to go to Taupo for the day! was ace went to see the craters of the moon, wouldnt pay to go around it so we went up the do not enter trail to take a photo teehee! checked out the prawn park the whole time they said the porn farm to me was quite disapointed when we got there and it was all about catching large prawns!! Also had a game off crazy golf! what a larf i did 2 whole in 1s but still managed to come 2nd last out of 8 off us??? me and jen drank on the way home as we were having a huge night out when we got back! Got fairly drunk surprisingly- we stocked up our bevs when the bar closed and put them in the a black bag to take home nice and dodgy!Eddie entertainment as usual got up on ther tables and started drinking and jenny got a hundred black bags and tied them to everything?? on the way to the RSA Rez found a crate of food all she wanted was a loaf of bread but Pisshead matty picked up the whole crate and put it in the boot! had steak and everything in it!By the time i got to the RSA me and jenny were well pished, ended up having to take jenny home went back to the RSA cause i left my phone there and then i started asking for jenny who we had just dropped off?? then i lost my tooth brush between my room and the bathroom!?
On bonefire night we went to the fire and saw tyhe fireworks that was a good larf too. we were the last ones by the fire so made a party off our own in Rez car dancing and jumping alower the grass! idiots!! i went to bed and eddie dwas not impressed so he draged my bed ( with me on it) and pulled it out the door! grrr! see the photos it was sooo funny! it was about then he made up a club called the "**** club" hes cheif knob, iam dep fanny and Rez is the secutery!!
The following Thursday was our last night out it was crap no one turned up apart from our hommies lul and rez! Was sad as after the weekend we were going to christchurch to start our tour- well that was the plan!!!