(To be sung to the tune of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas')

In the twelfth week of Asia, we saw while travelling....

12 bites an-itching

11 men a-snoring

10 big-balled monkeys

9 gravy tablets

8 couples humping

7 Essex reemos

6 Asian convicts

5 LAAAADY BOYYYYS

4 rabid dogs

3 lost maps

2 mighty bouffs

and a Buddha with big mooooobs!!

Merry Christmas, one and all :D