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been really s*** and not written anything for ages, but have just been having to much of a s*** time...... hahah yeah right - its still fookin ace, i have written some s*** down so should be able to backtrack but fook it for now will just need to work backwards. Have just arrived in ho chi minh city, promised a sleeper bus for the journey which we got... for about 10 minutes and then transferred to a s*** bus with no room cos the stupid fookin selfish b**** in front decided she wanted to squash my legs for the entire time, cow - i reckon passively hating people for fook all is all part of travelling hahah. anyway went our for a walk ho chi minh is well weird, got dicked when we arrived cos alex was tired, no mate its fine, hostel is a few minutes walk, no im tired - ok lets pay 5$ for a quick tour round the city and then have him drop us in the same place hahah we should have known better. Went for a coffee, got passed a glass with a weird little pot on top, 40 minutes later still waiting for the coffee to drip through, No s*** place was called Zoom Cafe haha didnt matter just watched real life frogger with people lazily wading through 80 million scooters to cross the road, some crazy dude came up with a bible told us vietnam was s*** and asked for a small water haha ok mate there you go. We arrived from Sihanouk, it was really difficult to leave we met a load of fookin ace people (Dave, Paul, Phil, Sam, Fran to name but a few) and it was just party party every night, was soooooo tempted to stay and get a job at Dolphin Shack, Free Beer, Free Food, Free Accommodation, having said that we only went there for a day to get our visa for nam but ended up staying for over a week, people were just too mint. When we arrived we met a young dutch girl, she had nowhere to stay ended up giving her my bed, she was funny, really slutty hahah (no offense like, new bloke every night, sometimes a few in one night, not necessarily nobbing em but all the same haha little playette) we also met a nob head dutch guy who i fookin hated, he had a s*** haircut and tried robbing my bread, fook off dickhead, get your fookin hair cut and buy your own bread you fookin scrubber haha. The beach kids were totally different from those in siam reap, talk about aggressive, fookin evil little b******s some of em, watch Mars Attacks, they sound the same and have the same mentality - well educated though, beautiful grasp of the english language: buy my bracelets or i kill you, get back in your mothers hole, you are lying c*** i hate you, i hope you die - charming kids hahah not all of them of course.. Night times were pretty mental, had to try and keep your wits about you, some horror stories about fights and muggings, but its only the same as a night out in Stockport.... One night one of the prostitutes got jealous and sprayed a girl in Dolphin with pepper spray, Bar emptied only 2 people left were Alex and Olga sat there totally oblivious, totally fookin ruined hahah brilliant. just trying to think, ok so before sihanouk it was phnom penh, not much to say about that, oh a very small matter of the greatest day in my footballing life hahahahah, sat in irish bar watching both city and united, last day of the season, looked like united had won the league and then city popped up with 2 goals in the last few minutes absolutely fookin mental, never known anything like it, so emotional, just sat there fookin stunned, crying with no tears buying whiskeys for irish blokes who told me to keep the faith - amazing!!!. We stayed in velkommen backpackers, room was s*** but the staff were fookin mental, hey morning - whack, you wanna beer - whack, you have gay face - whack hahah was mint tho just give it em back, excuse me love how big is your penis haha. Saw a bit of the attrocities, visited the killing fields and S21, fookin mental to think this s*** was going on whilst i was being born. Before phnom penh was Siam Reap and all the temples but im tired, need to sleep so i'll do that later, got loads of pics to upload as well
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