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Dunno how long ive been in bangkok, dont even know what day it is, not cos of being pissed (although that maybe a factor.. haha) but just cos days dont really matter, finally going to Chiang Mai on Monday so need to remember for that. not been able to do my blog for a bit cos there is a big fat stinkin rude horrible 70 year old yank b**** in the hostel who lives here? and has the telly on really loud so its difficult to concentrate, she has just been telling a Japanese lad about what a racist bigot she is. "In America we played cowboys and indians as children, and now we are grown up we will play cowboys and muslims for real" fook off beryl you fat fookin angin b****, i fookin hate ya she is soo rude altho it was pretty funny when she told grace you aint no spring chicken honey ahhaha and another thing she left a can of pepsi at the top of the stairs, so i went to move it out of the way and she fookin appeared like Mr Ben from out of nowhere and started growling about her can - er i was moving it out off the way you stoopid fookin horror bag. any way fook fatty go an eat your pork (she spent 20 mins when we arrived telling us there was a fridge and we could buy pork and put it in the Fridge. Cheers Beryl wouldnt have survived without that fookin gem... and shes not really called beryl just named her that, she doesnt even look like beryl reed haha Mooncat!! anyway had a mint time in Bk, its gutting tho part of your little travelling family have gone, First Bernd, Then Clare, now Lewis altho Grace has become clare when getting a taxi, ie opens the door and proper shouts "meter" in clares accent hahah weve been down koh san road for the past few days, yesterday was teh start of songkran, absolutley fookin amazing, just the worlds biggest waterfight, had so much fun it was like being a little kid again, running around and just having a waterfight with everyone it was ace, trick was to get the ice cold water and make everyone shiver hahah kept trying to sneak up on people with buckets of iced water ahahahha have that!! Lewis had a waterproof camera so there are some brilliant pics. night before that we had an ace night in this tiny little bar with ace live music, girl who sang like adele and little thai fella singin all proper cool indie tunes, think we got back about 6am... and i think i may have discovered why i was the worlds laziest b****** and could never be arsed going anywhere, ive bought some glucose powder and its fookin amazing, i can actually move and not want to sit down all the time!! hey everybody im dr nic, well maybe not. its been pretty mad seeing all the thais s*** faced for songkran tho, absolutley smashed out of their faces, seen a mad fight, thai fella proper decked this other thai bloke and the other bloke just sat up giving him a wai, didnt see anymore we walked the other way.... had a bit of a nightmare with my phone, went to the shop to get a thai sim, and after about an hour they said, sorry, your phone no work in thailand, hand out 200 baht, haha yeah cheers dickheads, even worse got out of the shop and realised they had fooked my phnoe, none of my apps were working, i was pretty gutted, and then got back to the hostel and it just completely died, i was gutted, so went MOS burger to cheer me up hahah it worked, go Mos Burger yeah haha dunno if this is on already but when i was in koh tao, i was trying to upload my pictures whilst getting electrocuted, pics wouldnt uploads and i was proper getting shocks, e r mate, its not worked and im getting electrocuted, yess you are wet, hand out 20 baht haha nobhead it was mad as well walking down koh san said to Lewis, think im gonna bump into someone i know, 30 seconds later bumped into the girl who let me have a go on her t*** (sorry boobs...) on the koh tao pub crawl hahah mint. Had a crash as well, well sort off, got in the taxi, and he drove straight over a massive kerb, and fooked his tyre, hand out 200 baht haha not really, but wouldnt have surprised me. oh yeah and powered down my phone and turned it back on and it was fixed brilliant!! what else, we met a lad in mcdonalds who just needed someone to talk to cos he fookin hated some posh stuck up t*** called tarquin and you could tell he had been burning about it all day haha cant even remember his name. gutted ive not written down more s*** i know theres more funny s*** but i cant remember last night was with Grace, Lewis, Alex, and their 2 girl mates, who i cant remember their names.. but we had such a laugh all day, actually had quite an early night, possibly cos we was piss wet though but proper gutted Lewis has gone home oh and there was an earthquake while we were here, it was centred over Jack Elvis, but he was alright, when the tsunami hit, a board fell on him and he surfed his way out suffering only minor cuts and bruises....... oh yeah and Bernd wasnt allowed into the Grand Palace cos he has a short leg ahahhahahah no cripples allowed ahahah - he meant he was wearing shorts but hahah lost in translation oh and scum got beat by Wigan, which was nice
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