Arrived in Ko Samui ok, found this wicked little hang out spot called The Rim, All white decor, great acoustics, and easy access to local amenities, yeah Food Poisoning kicks arse - ive only just managed to leave the hostel and eat something - proper angin - think im having the piss taken out of me because i called the blog I Hate Mondays. Plane from Bangkok to Samui, food delivered on board 3 scabby sandwiches with the crusts cut off, erm not really sure about...

ok so takes a bit of getting used to this sharing a dorm lark, snoring, fookin zips going all night??? nobhead number 3.... putting big light on ffs. having said that i've got ear plugs and eye mask but i just couldnt be arsed getting em out of my bag haha Didnt really get much sleep last night, been awake since 01:44 exactly, but never mind determined to get up early and have full days - so at 6:00 got out of bed got showered, and sat and waite...

note to self, dont start writing pages and pages of blog whilst photos are uploading, one photos finished it wipes everything ive just been writing grrrrrrr

Got to the airport and managed to dodge the touts trying to skank me in a rubbish Limo, even made it to the hostel despite having deleted the email with all the details on haha Nob. First day in Bangkok was like a dream, literally - went bed at 11 last night and woke up at 17.30 next day hahaha go me. Oh well no worries, booked another night in the hostel, "HI Sukhumvit" which is cool. clean, safe and 30 seconds from loads of proper ace little food stalls where ...

So far so good, made it in one piece. Manchester airport was as to be expected - GWA!! fookin Gays With Attitude nobhead number 1 put my bottle of vodka in a tamperproof bag and told me it was not to be opened until bangkok, yeah cheers fagbo, you could have told me that before a bought it. Turned out nobhead number 2 was in fact me, didnt need to buy any booze - complimentary free drinks all flight - Go Emirates yeah!! havin said that i didnt really drink much o...