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life is s***, life is s*** hahahahah just been pissin laughing for days, we got the overnight train from bk to chiang mai, it wasnt bad at all really, grace felt my d*** hahaha not really we fell asleep and she had to move cos she could feel my d*** on her leg haha this keyboard is s*** it keeps missing letters. anyway overnight train: i got caught proper dancing away in bed, looked up and thought why the fook are my curtains open, and then i could juse see Graces little pea head peeking over, pissing herself (roaring....) laughing, i didnt care though i was listening to protect ya neck and fookin buzzin off it hahaha ive been reading Columbo, the girl with the dragon tattoo, hahah its not really columbo but it fookin may as well be, its even got a characyter called pastor falk.... hahaha Train: We just had a few changs in the bar, we (Alex, Grace, Me) met a proper ace couple from portland, Jeff and Katie proper hippy dudes, just come back from India, Jeff says Like about a million times in every sentence and you can tell they smoke loads of weed and have loads of acid and mushies hahaha. We even talked about Bouncers dream in neighbours haha. Staying in Deejai backpackers hostel for 100 baht a night, cheap as fook, its a little walk from the nightlife but fook it, its cool for meeting people, we met a proper morley lad called rob, who seen a a thai bloke get shot on koh san on the sunday night, fookin el, well glad we went to sukhumvit that night. tika and fina have got a video of me from that night doing all my thai impressions, they need to upload it i wanna see it haha. Yesterday was absolutely fookin brilliant, we spent the afternoon playing with tigers, babys and big fookers. theres a pic of me spooning the big boss tiger hahah, the guide said it was a ladyboy hahaha. really ace once in a lifetime experience, cost fook all, 1000 baht.. hahaha life is s***... and then at night me n alex was the most sadistic we've ever been but it was fookin brilliant. sat on a rooftop bar on the chiang mai strip, i was doing a bit of people watching, looked up and fook me, it was the psycho australian bird from samui, id only seen her on graces pics but she had a pretty unique head. According to Grace she had kept sucking her gums, and staring at her t*** and telling her over and over she wasnt a lesbian. Grace sat there head in hands, oh mygod wtf am i gonna do. me n alex kept winding her up saying we were gonna go and invite over (we had no intention iof r4eally doing it), next thing Grace is like, fook this, im going over.. hahahhaha we sat there watching her thinking, you know you just fooked up right, you know you just fooked up hahahhaha guess what 2 minutes later, they came and sat with us, it was the most fun ive ever had in my life, Grace getting sexually assaulted by Prudence for over an hour hahahahahahah, you brought it on yourself, its fookin ace, right come on, lets all have a photo, cue prudence trying to cop a feel of Graces t***, hahahah, "your so fookin hot", grope, grope, hahahah get your god damn hands off me hahahahaha fookin great, Grace looked up with proper pleading eyes to Alex, please can we leave, nah lets have another beer hahahahhahaha i cant even put into words how funny it was hahahhahahah her boyfriend came over and he was a complete bell end, fooked out of his face and trying to be mint, but it didnt work, your a c*** mate and girlfriend is quite clearly a fookin lesbian, and not just a bit but a fookin lot. Spent 5 minutes telling me i was d*** cos she was called Prudence, i know mate, but the music playing is by Creedance, Creedance, Prudence, Creedance, Prudence , i know mate, the music you fook head oh right.... hhaah do one bell end. we tried doing the Game of Snaps on the aussie blokes mate, he was actually alright but he was totally trying to palm off pru onto us, and he bought us a beer hahaha sorry Grace we will have to stay a bit longer ahhaha anyway im getting evil looks from people wanting to use the computer so im off for now ahhhhhh
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