Next Tuesday I am proudly accepting my Employee Of The Month Award. I look forward to wearing my EOTM badge with honour, and I hope to inspire other employees to achieve the great things I have in the past couple of weeks.
To be fair it was a close call between me and fellow worker d*** Muller, but his personal life seems to have reflected on his office life, leaving the award to me...
'My front yard's starting to look like a car dealership ya?'
Wedneday-Student Night On The Tiles
Friday-Go Out And Eat+Mermaid Bar
Sunday-Sleep, Food Shopping, See Uncle T.
I have no shirts, thank god for the dry cleaners.