Next Tuesday I am proudly accepting my Employee Of The Month Award. I look forward to wearing my EOTM badge with honour, and I hope to inspire other employees to achieve the great things I have in the past couple of weeks.
To be fair it was a close call between me and fellow worker Dick Muller, but his personal life seems to have reflected on his office life, leaving the award to me...
'My front yard's starting to look like a car dealership ya?'
Wedneday-Student Night On The Tiles
Friday-Go Out And Eat+Mermaid Bar
Sunday-Sleep, Food Shopping, See Uncle T.
I have no shirts, thank god for the dry cleaners.