And so one last throw of the dice before I go home and get a job. I'm serious this time. A trip to Germany with 4 Chorley boys, 3 of whom have tickets, the other is Scottish and me there to soak up the atmosphere of '10 German bombers' and 'No surrender to the IRA'. After 14 days of this the Chorley boys returned home and the men of glory -…
Hello there one and all! Simon Jon Whittaker of humble beginnings in Chorley, Lancashire, has saved the guineas, groats and ha´pennys to buy a ticket to fly in the belly of an iron eagle around the world. His mission - report back on the curent state of banter and compile a dossier for the hallowed archives of parliament. Come join him (speaking in the third person) on his travels and get an insight into different cultures, arts and lather.Enjoy
And so one last throw of the dice before I go home and get a job. I'm serious this time. A trip to Germany with 4 Chorley boys, 3 of whom have tickets, the other is Scottish and me there to so…
Now then kiddywinkles - what next is Messner going to produce from his satchel of banter? He has been marauding around the world for over 20 months now - he is already doing his second lap of …
Messner
Happy 2006 to you all for anyone who actually looks on here. Hope you are all well, still have your own teeth and have kept diseases such as TB, cholera and typhoid at bay over the festive period.
Roberto Carlos
Glad to hear things are going well for you bro, I have finished my job due to lack of wages (the *^+>'s). After slogging my guts of for 7 weeks they just did not pay me. So my mates went round and burnt thier house down with them in it. I do belive they lived, but my have breathing problems for the rest of thier tight fisted lives.
Anyway I do have some 2nd interviews this week. Top level biz exec roles. Apart from that I am off skiing next sat in France. And I now move into my house on the 9th of jan. Really thinking that a break in NZ could be a tal order buddy, as I need to sort out hols and that with the new role. Is that little bundle of roses ok. I hope you are treating her well, and not been your typical moody scouse fan self. Hope your dad is in South Africa by now, and he is ok. Say hello for me.
Anyway this message board seems like my very own personal portal to you, so keep it updated as I do still log on to it all the time.
Take care mate speak to you soon.
Rob
Barb lip Bob
How ya keeping mezzzzzna. Hope things are excellent in NZ. They must think your a drug smuggler by now the amount of times you have been there. Just to let you know. Liverpool are still sh+t, The queen still chokes Phil's chicken every night.
Hope you and Rose are ok and work is round the corner.
Let me know how you are doing mate
Rob
Rob
Just to let you. Not only have I bought a 3 bed gaff which has a room dedicated to banta, but I have a new job which I start on Monday. Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
How long now till you grace the shores of rainsville. Look forward to it. Cant be long now.
Rob
Mate love the new photos, from Ecuador. By the way was that Joe on board the HMS dreams. You know Joe from Bariloche? If not he had a twin.
See you back in blighty my old travelling mate.
Rob
Mate hope you had a great time on the trek, north peru is pretty gash to be fair. Dont do it.
Head out tomorrow to Ecuador, will update you on the beach and weather situation. Keep in touch mate, cant wait to see you next.
Adios for now mate, and if Rosie is still beating you up,please do not hesitate emailing me for a shoulder to cry on.
Sir Charles
Holding up in a La Paz retreat Stop. Need clarification on where abouts Stop. Have Banta to report Stop. Going playing golf at the highest golf course in the world Stop. Have mission to bomb down a dangerous road stop need help. stop. Ring me on 2456421 - 2461616 room 203 stop. Tally ho Stop.
Mr S Inquiry
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Messner
Would like to question Mr Simpsons record. My 84 under par non wind assisted 24 was only kept being lower by off putting large shouts of ´NESTLE´ and my ball getting stuck in a pile of poo that fell out of Peacocks trousers when informed the wild mouse was back up and running......
As for miscallaneous full lathers at birthdays please file under
misceallaneous / lather / full thereof / gibberish / chicken dhansak / lovely and normal / terr.....
The Iron Fist
Why are you always saying these bad things, you silly English, you never forget the war do you. Must go, Kenny Lynch has just ordered me another Long Island ice tea....
Golf Course Manager
I am pleased to announce that we have a new crazy golf course champion here in sunny Brighton. Mr T Simpson of Avennel Road went round the course in a score of 23. The last hole was a gripper when he had to sink the ball in 2 to break the existing record. The first stroke was a bad one leaving Mr Simpson in a spot that was one over nestle. The second shot angled off two walls was a close shave as it looked like nestling in the corner. Luckily it never nestled and Mr Simpson walked off with the new record.
