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One year with no football! How will they survive?
Hi guys First things first, we forgot to inform you all about a few things. In New York we saw Nicole Ritchie, she was hurrying into some building in Manhattan. She really is as skinny as you see her in all those women?s gossip mags! Its so disgusting! Secondly, we have been subjected to many mosquito bites over the last few days in Hawai?i! Also, we forgot to tell you all that we climbed Diamond Head in the boiling heat! Diamond Head is one of the highest points in the island of Oahu. Check the pictures out, Cess thinks she looks awful, but I think she looks great! On Wednesday we went to the Polynesian Cultural Centre, which is an exhibition of a variety of Cultures of South Pacific countries. They have set up different villages within the park representing each of the Polynesian countries and within these villages there are people from those countries who perform mini-shows of the lifestyles, history and traditions of their country. After that there was a traditional Luau and an evening show displaying dances from all the different countries, it was actually a really good day out. What we really noticed about all these South Pacific countries was how big and macho all the men were. Most of the dances that each country had revolved around men, they were all homophobic and constantly tried to outdo themselves against the next man, typical of the alpha-male. Because of this and the fact that Cess likes to be in the front row of shows (she?s mini) Dubs was called up on many occasions to participate on stage in various ludicrous contests. The killing of the Pig ritual in the Island of Marquesas was classic; Dubs ended up declaring his love for Cess on the microphone, and getting the crowd to give her a round of applause! She was mortified! There were four other men that had to do the same thing, but their performance was half-hearted in comparison?quite feeble considering that they were all on their honeymoons! Im sure u get the picture, we had a fun day, but the cherry on top was San Diego as we called him. This guy was such a joker! we could not decipher how old he was, but he certainly had the mental age of a 13 year old! On the bus on the way to the Centre he talked to absolutely everyone including us (we were very reluctant to participate! but he was amusing so it was O.K.) We then saw him at one of the shows getting friendly with an elderly couple, so friendly that he started singing the song "It never rains in Southern California!" Then Dubs went to the toilet after the luau and saw him inside a cubicle (yes, saw him inside because the american toilets are so bad they have large gaps in the top, side and bottom of the door) reading a magazine, whistling and chuckling along to a collection of farts! To cap it all off! we saw his butt ugly gipsyesque girlfriend dressed up in traditional hula gear for a professional photo- they cost about $20- cunning San Diego saw this as an opportunity to get a free snap...much to the annoyance of the woman! He just laughed in her face and told her blatently "We just tricked you to get a free photo". Anyway, the next day we went to the Water Park, it was very empty so we got to go on loads of big rides, we had loads of fun, but it closed at half three, which annoyed us as the website said it closed 2 hours later! Never mind! We are still having fun and not long to go till we get to Fiji... Keep in contact, let us know how the weather is in England! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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